Joe Spivey

Cigarette = hot
Phone = hot

It all checks out

I suppose chess clock sounds similar enough to chase clock to count

The BBC don't get enough flak for promoting the van Tulleken brothers.

£5 off a minimum £25 spend, unfortunately. Not quite as good as it first seems.

I know that I look old, but when the GPs' Surgery thinks that 1933 is a plausible year of birth for me I do think that does push things a little far.

If you read the first 6 and last 6 words, and guess the middle concerns what you want to argue about, then you gain valuable time to post more rather than doing the awful chore of reading 300 characters

Now's the time to publish a confusing and politically inconsistent personal manifesto.

The Facebook algorithm is so shit as well. I don't want to know about the flag freaks hoisting England flags in some southern county I've never been to. I don't want any TikTok-style short-form content. I don't care if someone in Peebles hasn't had their bins collected.

The "easy" jobs where you can end up with death threats over the most minor things.

The "People's Friend" of horror

I'd not heard about this Tilly Norwood AI character, so reading his torturous attempt at making a joke I just thought he was referring to some actor as being false.

YouTube video by maxinebendix Kitty 2 - With Patricia Routledge - BBC

"I never speak behind people's backs. If I've anything nasty to say, I pop it on a postcard"

RIP to the greatest to ever do it.

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This is the sort of shite Jewish people globally are faced with in the aftermath of attacks.

Netanyahu is a war criminal, but Jews in Manchester have nothing to do with him or the state of Israel. Their murder was anti-semitic, not anti-zionist. Stop providing moral justification for terrorism.

To be fair, I believe Wogan's wigs were haunted. They could have easily been influencing you in that interview.

What we really need right now is a rehashing of the trial by social media of Lucy Letby, no need for the actual appeal to be heard. It's like a high-stakes Depp v Heard.

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A mad little story of brazen food PR nonsense, and a wider indictment of media context collapse in Ireland and everywhere else.

Excellent work by @allthefood.bsky.social

"Which skin creams do the locals use? I refuse to communicate with anyone who lives in the country"

Yeah, I think it's more good evidence if someone were to be a filthy snitch

What I mean is that they can track how much is collected and see if there's an unusual increase. It won't make much difference at one property, but would add up if all excess were taken on a round

Obviously there's a natural weight limit you get from limiting each household to a level bin

With the CCTV and integrated scales in the wagon, it might not be worth it

Chris Mason had the temerity to screw his face up yesterday at the mere suggestion that the BBC might be portraying Reform in a sycophantic way...

--less than 30 participants, it looks like, who thought they were trans turned out to be cis.

MEANWHILE, a large group of the control, "cis" participants discovered that they were trans over the course of the study.

Looks like there were MORE trans participants at the end than at the start.

You must have only ever been treated to well-prepared carrots.

That was my first thought as well!

As a viewer in the right age range who also watched Challenge TV regularly, that entire final series felt more targeted to me than pretty much any other TV I've ever watched.

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electromagnetics is gay

It's certainly got the AI style of being unable to properly centre-align text, though the first S being rotated for some reason brings it more firmly into the territory of an amateur job.

In conclusion, we should all have a bit more D in our lives