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It turns out he just does that like all the time. I’m not even certain his name is Donald Trump. Do we have verification on that?

13.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only.

maga folk would be let past without any documentation, but anyone not obviously maga would suddenly have an β€œobviously fake” document

13.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that does look good

13.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh definitely an idiot, though I wouldn’t say a particularly useful one.

13.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would wholeheartedly agree I’m just quite surprised to hear it from a court of law

13.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am but an ignorant fool when it comes to matters of the law. But are you saying that the literal DOJ cannot get the presumption of honesty in court?

13.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The cruelty is always the point.

13.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget the 1% dedicated to forgetting your nose is always in the corner of your vision!

13.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―! I know they all saw the phone report about the 13 girl on a boat and none of them blinked. Not one denial!

13.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The book was supposed to be a warning, not a fucking instruction manual!

12.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A color coded and very exaggerated image of the wgs84 geoid model, used to estimate sea level

A color coded and very exaggerated image of the wgs84 geoid model, used to estimate sea level

heβ€˜s not wrong
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12.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His biggest mistake? I mean only if you ignore (gestures broadly)

12.02.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shh! I need to grieve 😒

12.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4 screens with windoes 10 on them?! That’s like (counts on fingers) windoze 38!!

12.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schumer has made me actually yell at my phone recently.

12.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To everyone’s tremendous consternation, the lying liars have lied again.

12.02.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news: trump gets awarded the FIFA gold medal for playing in yellow snow

12.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was physically painful watching Pam Bondi mewl for the presidentβ€˜s approval today.

12.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get what you’re saying, but the trust for ALL government services is broken. NOAA could tell me it’s cloudy outside and I’d go and look to be sure.

11.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re actual nazis. They don’t see other Americans as people.

11.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

11.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Seeed - Augenbling (official Video)
YouTube video by Seeed Seeed - Augenbling (official Video)

Reminds me of Seeed
youtu.be/qttGJ3il62Y?...

11.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am jealous.

10.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So this is what the fall of a society feels like.

10.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you beat me to it!

10.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So you want better trained nazis? So they can more efficiently kidnap children?

10.02.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cruelty is always the point.

10.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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