Carlsbad Jr.

Over on the hellsite I hear PragerU is having a blast

I told a Republican frenemy last year that his party's fiscal policy was to save Social Security by trimming down life expectancy amongst undesirable people

Well hey look a touchdown during a Pats possession

Witness intimidation seems the much more natural state of this regime

This is Michael Jackson erasure

Mexico/Central America first got TV coverage of the Super Bowl in the 1970s and sure enough I saw a Gen Xer in Steelers gear in Guatemala City last fall

Cynicism is cowardice in a tuxedo

Cynicism is cowardice in a tuxedo

i got teargassed by NIST reference chemical irritant

Don't want to scare them off before they've finished figuring out which way is up

Gen X as a cohort continues to disappoint

Dreaming of mandatory screenings for lead poisoning

Long ago my uncle also put his hopes in a degree from Slippery Rock and later regretted it

No one should be stuck in Slippery Rock.

One nice thing about being mortal creatures is 'temporary' fixes are perfectly fine for a lot of our problems

we should proceed with prosecutions with the presumption that the president cannot pardon crimes he ordered to occur while simultaneously advancing court-packing legislation.

I thought there were multiple boats named Mayflower early on

I used to joke with my Igbo brother-in-law that chances were good some his ancestors sold some of my ancestors to some of my other ancestors

I used to joke with my Igbo brother-in-law that chances were good some his ancestors sold some of my ancestors to some of my other ancestors

"Ireland got boring so we bought 600mi² in North Carolina"

"His uncle bought North Carolina but he bought me."

(100 years later)

"My potatoes died so I got on a boat and bought a mistress at auction"

Yes I'm familiar with the dicks in the White House who hate Brussels at least as much as Beijing

It's already quite easy to think of Ukraine as a proxy war between China and the EU

Many forces in American political life have used Trump as a permission structure to let their inner freak fly. Others were reliably freaky already

"no the OTHER one"

Shrimp mocktail

The strangeness isn't in preferring fish but in blindly trusting that a place with substitutable meats will do justice to a whitefish. If you're a shop regular and know what you're in for this is fine

Sha'Carri Richardson should also be charged with manslaughter because that Steve Urkel-ass "did *I* do that" mugshot has me straight up dead

I won't show my homework but thanks to you I'm rewatching some Margaret Cho stand-up

·drawls· Ah buhlieve in Lindsay's hands it's called a hissy-fit

Anyone else miss when his obsession to be someone's Mini-Me was directed at John McCain instead of the grifter-in-chief