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Another hard shift at the keyboard factory. From an obscure body in the S-K System Internet legend of the Ineffectual Dork Web I like aeroplanes and em dashes. Team Crap Dad.

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21.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Intermarium includes Syria

21.11.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strictly speaking, heโ€™s the husband of Noemโ€™s SPOKESPERSON, Tricia Laughlin.

So, thatโ€™s three people splitting around $130 million (not all $220 million went to the LLC - thereโ€™s no RECORD of who got the remaining $90 million. Itโ€™s a SECRET. โ€œNational emergencyโ€ at the border, dontcha know.

21.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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$220M Scandal: DHS Paid Millions to Ad Company Linked to Kristi Noem, Report Says It was October 2, the second day of a government shutdown, when Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem arrived at Mount Rushmore, riding horseback in chaps and a cowboy hat. The camera rolled, captur...

Kristi Noem hasโ€ฆ TAKENโ€ฆ $220 MILLION in DHS funds, awarded under cover of a โ€œNational Emergencyโ€ to justify its NO BID status, to a hastily formed LLC owned by a her assistantโ€™s husbandโ€ฆ

To create a DHS AD CAMPAIGN starringโ€ฆKRISTI NOEM.

Stolen.

She stole it.
dailyboulder.com/220m-scandal...

21.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

(I should say that OP isn't quoting the Equality Act, it's a draft of much older legislation - 1999! - that illustrates the same point.)

21.11.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I say that terfism has, as one of its core tenets, the belief that trans people didn't exist before about 2012, it sounds like a joke, but it's literally true. Nothing makes sense without that underlying, trivially false principle.

21.11.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the many bizarre aspects of the last few years of the UK's trans panic has been the apparent inability of anyone making decisions to remember that there are already laws in place that address the existence of and provision for gender reassignment.

21.11.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A member of Congress just filled out a threat report with the Capitol Police naming the President of the United States as the person making the threat.

Think of where we were on January 7, 2021 when the country overwhelmingly repudiated what had happened.

And think of where we are now.

21.11.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1219    ๐Ÿ” 365    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

it's the purpose of all US political parties, surely?

21.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Felt the need to share my journal entry today. Don't know why. Here it is, make of it what you will.

21.11.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 910    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 200    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
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BBC board member quits after being โ€˜cut outโ€™ of talks over liberal bias claims Shumeet Banerji was away during crucial discussions that led to resignation of director general and BBC News chief

Extraordinary, when you think about it, that anyone could look at former *head of communications for Theresa May* Robbie Gibb & think โ€˜now thatโ€™s exactly the skillset we need a slice ofโ€™.
www.theguardian.com/media/2025/n...

21.11.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 632    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Quite the correction by the Telegraph. The publication in question is @freemovement.bsky.social

21.11.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 674    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

wages and salaries can go up though

21.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.

21.11.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 315    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The spirit of William Walker never left America.

21.11.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Brace yourself, Britain. What youโ€™re about to read may come as a shock.

Free post:
open.substack.com/pub/fleetstr...

21.11.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also fun, and related: Arctic just means "bears". Antarctic? No bears.

There are bears in the arctic; the antarctic? No bears.

21.11.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's believed we've lost the true name for bear in Germanic languages - "bear" roughly means "brown one," a euphemism used instead of the true name because it was believed that saying their true name would summon the bear.

21.11.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.

21.11.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14574    ๐Ÿ” 3885    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 313    ๐Ÿ“Œ 244
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Cummings' Contempt for Us All has Revealed the Real Man Behind the Myths Otto English shares a personal story of tragedy during the lockdown which was unfolding at the same time as Dominic Cummings was conducting his Barnard Castle eye test. My family loves Easter Sunday. ...

A very personal story of Covid tragedy and Dominic Cummings, which I wrote early in the pandemic in 2020.

bylinetimes.com/2020/05/27/c...

20.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 408    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"Greeks living in Afghanistan were Buddhist 500 years before China and a thousand years before Southeast Asia" is one of those things that sounds made up but is in fact true

20.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1500    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

that click-click-click you hear is the sound of every person on bluesky typing out the โ€œalready answered by the t-shirtโ€ meme as fast as they can

20.11.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.

Someone took those JavaScript skills to good use:

jmail.world

21.11.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Obviously fuck this MAHA trash framing, but also I think the core lack of understanding that allows these idiot thoughts to get traction is the fact that we know very very little about the brain and so no, treating mental health is not in fact as simple as putting a cast on a broken bone

20.11.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctors need to decide if they want to be liked or if they want to be paid more. Tube drivers are paid a lot because they don't care who likes them.

20.11.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 113    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interviewee is Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize in Economics-winning author, columnist, and economics professorโ€ฆ the answer may well be in his substack (paulkrugman.substack.com/p/crypto-is-...), butโ€ฆ Iโ€™m just gonna go out on a limb and assume itโ€™s accurate.

16.11.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. Iโ€™ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

13.11.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7416    ๐Ÿ” 2571    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 194

Yep, itโ€™s funny when you travel and meet people, and somehow every state and region has a funny quirk of hating the place that has the most Black people nearby.

20.11.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 623    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Republicans really don't want to lose that Nazi vote.

20.11.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Times front page. Photo of Trump in front of a load of gold stuff clasping hands with Saudiโ€™s Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

Headlines; 

Rachel Johnson
โ€œI don't feel richโ€


Children born in UK could be deported after asylum reforms

Trump: Prince knew nothing about murder

MI5 alert over Chinese spies

Times front page. Photo of Trump in front of a load of gold stuff clasping hands with Saudiโ€™s Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Headlines; Rachel Johnson โ€œI don't feel richโ€ Children born in UK could be deported after asylum reforms Trump: Prince knew nothing about murder MI5 alert over Chinese spies

Sometimes, a front page can sum up quite a lot thatโ€™s wrong with the world. Including the paper itself which has been so complicit in getting us to a place where children born to refugees could be deported, Trump celebrates despotic wealth and Boris Johnsonโ€™s sister moans about not being rich. Ugh.

19.11.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 653    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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