hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt π
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hollywood is COOKED
something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt π
and might i add: UGH
17.02.2026 03:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0auuuuggghghghghhhh
17.02.2026 03:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0someday they will invent a pair of pants that fits
18.01.2026 23:32 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0my hair is too short and i am so sleepy, but i must go drink a martini π
05.02.2026 00:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your Libby rental was free for you, but did you know it cost the D.C. Public Library $59.99?
The e-book boom (and a complicated pricing model from publishers) has left library systems strapped for cash. But D.C. lawmakers have a plan to fight back. 51st.news/ebooks-are-e...
sorry iβm late for work, i got here on time but then dissociated in the car for 20 minutes
27.01.2026 16:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0here's a great way to show up for Minneapolis families sheltering in place! it can be hard to sort through a zillion donation links but this fundraiser is confirmed βverified, urgent, and thereβs a secure distribution plan in placeβ and is also, bonus, tax-deductible
gofund.me/3a8673ee3
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
22.01.2026 03:58 β π 15510 π 5790 π¬ 141 π 1563Thank you to everyone who is risking their safety and contributing their time and money to protect our neighbors. If you are so inclined, please check out Stand With Minnesota (standwithminnesota.com) to find a way to help.
And no one start any beefs with Will Stancil. (2/2)
zoom therapy this morning went really well, i looked so good the entire time
22.01.2026 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. Heβs wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, βMaybe it will happen todayβ
21.04.2025 14:42 β π 1428 π 413 π¬ 6 π 10iβm so medicated that i canβt cry even tho i keep reading the most horrible shit!! iβm going crazy!!
21.01.2026 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0would like a new tattoo or piercing or something
20.01.2026 22:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hmmm considering how i would feel if i βtook care of myselfβ and am not quite convinced itβs worth it
19.01.2026 20:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0screen shot from the game trails behind the horizon
this guyβs name is mechabeast jeffrey
19.01.2026 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1someday they will invent a pair of pants that fits
18.01.2026 23:32 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Β―\(Β°_o)/Β―
17.01.2026 19:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0someday iβll be able to read again but for now iβm writing frivolously and itβs fun
16.01.2026 05:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(i think that is grammar i have no idea anymore)
16.01.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Π±ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅, Π±ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅, Π±ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅, Π±ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅, ΠΎΠ½ΠΈ Π³ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΡΡ. ΠΠΎ Π½ΠΈΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎ Π½Π΅Ρ Π±ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅. :(
16.01.2026 02:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i can tell the heated rivalry fervor is become desperate because people are asking each other whether anyone else noticed an incredibly obviously telegraphed detail. or is everyone just like functionally illiterate??
16.01.2026 01:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0feeling a kind of way
09.01.2026 05:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vigil/press conference featuring six city councilors ends with an βabolish ICEβ chant and the Portland crows circling overhead.
09.01.2026 03:12 β π 1146 π 282 π¬ 25 π 56for the love of god do something you fucking assholes what is your problem
07.01.2026 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0service horse can go with you anywhere nobody can deny service horse entry
07.01.2026 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0maβam this is literally your fault
07.01.2026 16:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0