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Jeni

@splittingintwo.bsky.social

librarian, vhs enthusiast, just some guy leaning into fandom again: capri | arcane | hansry | young royals | bg3 | iwtv thinking about things: https://jenifer.zone

111 Followers  |  301 Following  |  228 Posts  |  Joined: 15.07.2023  |  1.5543

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hollywood is COOKED

something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

17.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1598    πŸ” 363    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

and might i add: UGH

17.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

auuuuggghghghghhhh

17.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

someday they will invent a pair of pants that fits

18.01.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my hair is too short and i am so sleepy, but i must go drink a martini πŸ˜”

05.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Libraries can't afford e-books. D.C. lawmakers have a plan. The demand and price for e-books is up β€” and it’s busting the D.C. Public Library budget.

Your Libby rental was free for you, but did you know it cost the D.C. Public Library $59.99?

The e-book boom (and a complicated pricing model from publishers) has left library systems strapped for cash. But D.C. lawmakers have a plan to fight back. 51st.news/ebooks-are-e...

28.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 25

sorry i’m late for work, i got here on time but then dissociated in the car for 20 minutes

27.01.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Critical Rent Assistance for Central Neighborhood Families, organized by Sara Huelle As ICE continues to move with deadly force through Minneapolis,… Sara Huelle needs your support for Critical Rent Assistance for Central Neighborhood Families

here's a great way to show up for Minneapolis families sheltering in place! it can be hard to sort through a zillion donation links but this fundraiser is confirmed β€œverified, urgent, and there’s a secure distribution plan in place” and is also, bonus, tax-deductible

gofund.me/3a8673ee3

23.01.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

22.01.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15510    πŸ” 5790    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 1563
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Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.

Thank you to everyone who is risking their safety and contributing their time and money to protect our neighbors. If you are so inclined, please check out Stand With Minnesota (standwithminnesota.com) to find a way to help.

And no one start any beefs with Will Stancil. (2/2)

22.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2333    πŸ” 824    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 40

zoom therapy this morning went really well, i looked so good the entire time

22.01.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. He’s wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, β€˜Maybe it will happen today’

A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. He’s wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, β€˜Maybe it will happen today’

21.04.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1428    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 10

i’m so medicated that i can’t cry even tho i keep reading the most horrible shit!! i’m going crazy!!

21.01.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person laying on a rock Alt: a close up of a peeta from hunger games disguised as a moss covered rock
21.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would like a new tattoo or piercing or something

20.01.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hmmm considering how i would feel if i β€œtook care of myself” and am not quite convinced it’s worth it

19.01.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screen shot from the game trails behind the horizon

screen shot from the game trails behind the horizon

this guy’s name is mechabeast jeffrey

19.01.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

someday they will invent a pair of pants that fits

18.01.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Β―\(Β°_o)/Β―

17.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

someday i’ll be able to read again but for now i’m writing frivolously and it’s fun

16.01.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(i think that is grammar i have no idea anymore)

16.01.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

большС, большС, большС, большС, ΠΎΠ½ΠΈ говорят. Но Π½ΠΈΡ‡Π΅Π³ΠΎ Π½Π΅Ρ‚ большС. :(

16.01.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i can tell the heated rivalry fervor is become desperate because people are asking each other whether anyone else noticed an incredibly obviously telegraphed detail. or is everyone just like functionally illiterate??

16.01.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Prayer To God
YouTube video by Shellac - Topic Prayer To God

youtu.be/3d9BCY82px8

14.01.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feeling a kind of way

09.01.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vigil/press conference featuring six city councilors ends with an β€œabolish ICE” chant and the Portland crows circling overhead.

09.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1146    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 56

for the love of god do something you fucking assholes what is your problem

07.01.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

service horse can go with you anywhere nobody can deny service horse entry

07.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ma’am this is literally your fault

07.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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