courtney

shoutout to Gansey for being 10 weeks instead of 9 because that saved me 75 bucks on her kitten package

no such thing as a free kitten

Dear [Professor’s Name], I want to sincerely apologize for my actions regarding my midterm submission.

Email from a student who turned in a ChatGPT essay. Not even looking at the ChatGPT output in the apology 🥴

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

I love when customers cop and attitude and then I'm obviously right and they get real quiet

green, white and red donut made of glass

green and pink and yellow donut made of glass

red and yellow donut made of glass

green, pink and white donut made of glass

I have a series of new glass mini wreaths in the shop. They're gorgeous on Christmas trees but also look great as wall hangings. $50.

I'm going to be adding more new stuff over the next few days as my health allows and will give 10% of this weekend's sales to the Roadrunner Food Bank.

nora.jewelry

Sandra Oh and Lupita Nyong’o in TWELTH NIGHT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!

www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...

Jesus Christ.

monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.

it's disgusting and infuriating

Florence Pugh wearing an olive green dress with brown hair.

Pews of the same color.

florence pew: thread

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly

That's the right way, that's how I'd say it

“The results paint a picture of fibromyalgia as a brain-based disorder characterised by dysregulated neural communication rather than inflammation or peripheral tissue damage.”

I just don't think Gansey appreciates how lucky she is to be in my nice, warm apartment and not outside in this rain

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

she's 100% the scariest member of Congress by a mile. if I had to physically fight her, I would simply let her whoop my ass because it's happening whether I try or not

as someone who regularly goes to bed this early so I can get up at 2 for work, I am so fucking moralized

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

why do I just have the part where Idina Menzel screams EATING DISORDERS in La Vie Boheme B stuck in my head on repeat?

leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this

Like I'm genuinely concerned for his well-being

did NOT even realize that was Bryce Harper

I literally have not stopped thinking about Jacob Elordi as The Creature for 48 straight hours

She should punch her dad too honestly

yeah that's not okay unless all you texted was that you were on your way

do you have iphone or Android? cuz on Android you can use any emoji you want and I love to get real weird and specific with it

I was just trying to do laundry. I have to have an app to do laundry, which is already fuckin bullshit. I tried to tap, which is supposed to be an option, but it told me it can't do contactless offline. but I can use my app offline? riddle me that

if you're gonna build an app that needs a payment card, please let me update that card when it expires, instead of having to re-enter the whole thing. if you're gonna make me re-enter the whole thing, please let me autofill. if you're gonna make me manually retype everything, please go fuck yourself