tyler

members of the party have chosen our candidate and we are going to crush cuomo is all that needs said

it’s personally giving me a little taste of the emotions around the color guard in the civil war

send help

okc being right on the border of the plains/the south is correct

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

jesus christ

“can i have a dollar?”

i’m in

the thing to understand is that for many people the violence of order maintenance is simply not seen as violence in the first place

so glad we have bookmarks now

when we move i’m going to miss braum’s so bad

“people get ready”

fuck ‘em

me ten years ago: these are temples (derogatory)

me now: these are temples (laudatory)

[evopsych voice] all men are brothers

making college free as a means to harness educational polarization

trials aren’t enough

babbitt should be in an unmarked grave

i can hear him breathing

rural voters aren’t my kids

i _keep_ doing this

get ralph’s name outta your mouth

I know a bunch of people think this is ableist somehow or something, but a lot of this is partially because we made it socially unacceptable to shame someone for acting like a dumbshit.

buddy we can just make states

sheets/towels are washed hot. clothes are washed cold.

up the wolves

“why are all of these columns free text” is a question that will always be answered with something irritating