Dave Fecak

In an alternate universe, right now I’m listening to VP Walz commentating on the US women’s curling match and giving his favorite nachos recipe.

You try to stay warm down there!

And his parents?? No regrets, they say. Take their kids away. That’s the answer.

Eleventy feet. Roughly translates to 8-10”. 14 parsecs.

Enjoy. We're expecting like eleventy feet of snow on Sunday.

Looked it up - nobody is getting this one.

So it’s a shitty sentence, but it also has no caps and uses phrases that he has a 0% chance of knowing. So who wrote it?

It’s a mix of morons and monsters, and the Venn diagram has a lot of overlap.

She'll get a Nancy Mace-over. Clean up those brows, maybe fill out the lips to cover the teeth. We'll have her MAGA'd up in no time.

The comment would be far more authentic looking with some misspelling, grammatical errors, and rAnDom CApitAliZatIONs.

They’re not “technically” the same person, but they’re the same person. Fragile, awkward looking, probably unloved as children, very unloved as adults.

Maybe they’ve only understood capitalism as it relates to white consumers?

As soon as I looked it up I recognized Chet. I’ll keep an eye out.

I think he was too busy molesting kids or something.

Looked it up - swing and a miss!

I don’t want to look it up and I think it says 2B in the upper right, but the only name I’m thinking about is Chet Lemon.

That was a good read, thanks for sharing.

Is the accountant MAGA (as far as you know)? I'm curious on this as I'm expecting it will arise in a conversation in my divorce from a MAGA wife.

I'm only speaking from one personal experience, and the subtlety may have been due to it being an adoption (maybe they didn't know who to shame - birth mom or new mom). It's embarrassing being with someone in a medical setting who acts as if they know more than the pros.

Jesse: Hey Marvin, how bout a little one on one?
Marvin: Let’s get it on.

I’m can tell you from personal experience that the looks you get from the nurses when you tell them you want no vaccines or K shot are subtle but clear. Antivaxxers are among the worst of our society.

I just looked it up, that is a nice looking card. I think 78-82 were my primary years of card collecting (I'm old AF) as a kid, so I really appreciate your account.

I was gonna guess Chambliss but pretty sure he batted lefty.

That guy will eat anything.

Hey bird

He seems the nicest man on earth, and the way he’s treated by some is disgusting.

Thief!

a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it ALT: a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it

Puttin in the work with the labels!