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Jez Fletcher

@jezfletcher.bsky.social

Films, music, beer, pretending I have a sense of humour by quoting The Simpsons he/him

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Post image 09.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1142    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
A plate of orange-coated tacos (made with a mix of corn and wheat tortillas, to cater to the tastes of the family) filled with slow cooked shredded beef, cheese, white onion and coriander and a consomme made with anchos, guajillo and chiles de arbol.

A plate of orange-coated tacos (made with a mix of corn and wheat tortillas, to cater to the tastes of the family) filled with slow cooked shredded beef, cheese, white onion and coriander and a consomme made with anchos, guajillo and chiles de arbol.

Made quesabirria tacos tonight. The meat has been cooking all day and making the house smell amazing.

08.11.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#LastFourWatched Still have to write up BUGONIA, but the rating at the moment feels about right.

07.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is utterly delightful

07.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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THIS IS SO GOOD

06.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2805    πŸ” 1050    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 158

bsky.app/profile/disn...

06.11.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're 1/13th as good as my family, you're pretty important to me

06.11.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight I'm getting to see BUGONIA. #BiMonSciFiCon

06.11.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema! My most precious thing*!

*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight

06.11.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

#LastFourWatched (although I've got two others still to write up)

31.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Krusty standing in front of the logo for the Krusty Komedy Klassic

Krusty standing in front of the logo for the Krusty Komedy Klassic

Came to add this.
Saw it's been commented three times already.
Posted it anyway.

31.10.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A quote from the SMH reading:

A City of Parramatta spokesperson said the community can be assured that the council is β€œmanaging the budget and ratepayers [sic] money with care and accountability” and that the report β€œconfirms that council’s financial statements received unqualified audit opinions”.

A quote from the SMH reading: A City of Parramatta spokesperson said the community can be assured that the council is β€œmanaging the budget and ratepayers [sic] money with care and accountability” and that the report β€œconfirms that council’s financial statements received unqualified audit opinions”.

I always find it amusing when someone is quoted with [sic] as a subtle way to undermine their credibility.

You might call it a... sic burn.

30.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Calendar entry for said Electro-Swing Musical

Calendar entry for said Electro-Swing Musical

I'll tell you how it is in a couple of weeks πŸ˜„

30.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was the highest of my votes on the countdown

29.10.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

28.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6378    πŸ” 1396    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 13

Do u want any of the remaining curry from Friday?

27.10.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when people used those old fashioned cameras where you have to get under the sheet they were eating ortolan under there

27.09.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am now watching ROOFMAN. I don't know if this is a good idea.

23.10.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A closed store on King Street in Newtown with a now lying business hours sign, and a note saying "Take note that the Landlord has taken back possession of the premises.

Any forced entry will be deemed as trespassing and reported to the local authorities"

And a seemingly conflicting sign saying: "APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE"

A closed store on King Street in Newtown with a now lying business hours sign, and a note saying "Take note that the Landlord has taken back possession of the premises. Any forced entry will be deemed as trespassing and reported to the local authorities" And a seemingly conflicting sign saying: "APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE"

The boys in the group chat and I just want Big Daddy's Burger Bar to make up with their landlord.

23.10.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema tonight, and first I'm catching up with a film I missed at #sydfilmfest: TWINLESS

23.10.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it? Mine is in transit somewhere between Adelaide and Sydney

22.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.

Here’s Claude Moe-net.

20.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1187    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9

Does anyone have recs for Android document scanning apps?

I was using the full version of Adobe Scan but cancelled my Adobe subscription earlier this year in protest (AI in everything + big price hike). CamScanner used to be great but it's $$$ now that it's on a subscription model.

20.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

20.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
It has come to my attention that some very troubling allegations have been made against me. It is my intention for this statement to bring some clarity to the situation.

My whereabouts from 9:30AM to 9:37AM CET on October 19th, 2025 are perfectly accounted for. I was with my friend Lune at the MusΓ©e de la RΓ©volution franΓ§aise in Vizille, Southern France. It is a 3-hour train ride away from Paris, which is in Northern France. It is not physically possible for me to have crossed the country and back within the span of minutes. I would provide time-stamped photographic evidence of this, but I was so overcome with emotion that I neglected to take any. Sometimes what matters most in life is living in the moment.

Some have pointed out that my bookcase in my previous Reel looks different from my usual bookcase. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this that I am declining to reveal for privacy reasons. I am not in hiding. I am not in possession of priceless jewels I am now struggling to think of how to sell without alerting French authorities. My actions online are not an attempt to distract from any crimes.

My personal animosity for Mr. Napoleon Bonaparte aside, I would never think to partake in any act of blatant, brilliantly planned and expertly executed theft of his family jewels. I would not know what to do with them. I would be hoping someone in the comments would tell me what to do with them. But I am not asking that because I do not have them.

- XJZ πŸ’”

It has come to my attention that some very troubling allegations have been made against me. It is my intention for this statement to bring some clarity to the situation. My whereabouts from 9:30AM to 9:37AM CET on October 19th, 2025 are perfectly accounted for. I was with my friend Lune at the MusΓ©e de la RΓ©volution franΓ§aise in Vizille, Southern France. It is a 3-hour train ride away from Paris, which is in Northern France. It is not physically possible for me to have crossed the country and back within the span of minutes. I would provide time-stamped photographic evidence of this, but I was so overcome with emotion that I neglected to take any. Sometimes what matters most in life is living in the moment. Some have pointed out that my bookcase in my previous Reel looks different from my usual bookcase. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this that I am declining to reveal for privacy reasons. I am not in hiding. I am not in possession of priceless jewels I am now struggling to think of how to sell without alerting French authorities. My actions online are not an attempt to distract from any crimes. My personal animosity for Mr. Napoleon Bonaparte aside, I would never think to partake in any act of blatant, brilliantly planned and expertly executed theft of his family jewels. I would not know what to do with them. I would be hoping someone in the comments would tell me what to do with them. But I am not asking that because I do not have them. - XJZ πŸ’”

A statement. Please read.

20.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1024    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 6
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Nonalcoholic Negroni

This was the recipe cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...

19.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A class of spiced hibiscus tea, grapefruit juice and tonic, served with ice and garnished with orange.

A class of spiced hibiscus tea, grapefruit juice and tonic, served with ice and garnished with orange.

This non-alcoholic negroni kinda kills

19.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, voted in at #34 of the #Top100Books countdown, which is only my second vote on the countdown (so far).

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, voted in at #34 of the #Top100Books countdown, which is only my second vote on the countdown (so far).

Woo! #Top100Books

19.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
18.10.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only was it hard before; they keep counting down books I've been meaning to read but haven't. So my long list is going to get longer for the next time they do this πŸ˜…

18.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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