@jezfletcher.bsky.social
Films, music, beer, pretending I have a sense of humour by quoting The Simpsons he/him
A plate of orange-coated tacos (made with a mix of corn and wheat tortillas, to cater to the tastes of the family) filled with slow cooked shredded beef, cheese, white onion and coriander and a consomme made with anchos, guajillo and chiles de arbol.
Made quesabirria tacos tonight. The meat has been cooking all day and making the house smell amazing.
08.11.2025 07:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#LastFourWatched Still have to write up BUGONIA, but the rating at the moment feels about right.
07.11.2025 21:29 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is utterly delightful
07.11.2025 01:03 β π 189 π 46 π¬ 4 π 1THIS IS SO GOOD
06.11.2025 04:42 β π 2805 π 1050 π¬ 66 π 158bsky.app/profile/disn...
06.11.2025 09:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're 1/13th as good as my family, you're pretty important to me
06.11.2025 06:18 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tonight I'm getting to see BUGONIA. #BiMonSciFiCon
06.11.2025 06:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema! My most precious thing*!
*apart from family who apparently get my other 13 nights per fortnight
#LastFourWatched (although I've got two others still to write up)
31.10.2025 19:06 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Krusty standing in front of the logo for the Krusty Komedy Klassic
Came to add this.
Saw it's been commented three times already.
Posted it anyway.
A quote from the SMH reading: A City of Parramatta spokesperson said the community can be assured that the council is βmanaging the budget and ratepayers [sic] money with care and accountabilityβ and that the report βconfirms that councilβs financial statements received unqualified audit opinionsβ.
I always find it amusing when someone is quoted with [sic] as a subtle way to undermine their credibility.
You might call it a... sic burn.
Calendar entry for said Electro-Swing Musical
I'll tell you how it is in a couple of weeks π
30.10.2025 04:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was the highest of my votes on the countdown
29.10.2025 08:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
Do u want any of the remaining curry from Friday?
27.10.2025 08:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when people used those old fashioned cameras where you have to get under the sheet they were eating ortolan under there
27.09.2025 19:43 β π 87 π 18 π¬ 1 π 0I am now watching ROOFMAN. I don't know if this is a good idea.
23.10.2025 07:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A closed store on King Street in Newtown with a now lying business hours sign, and a note saying "Take note that the Landlord has taken back possession of the premises. Any forced entry will be deemed as trespassing and reported to the local authorities" And a seemingly conflicting sign saying: "APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CLOSED FOR MAINTENANCE"
The boys in the group chat and I just want Big Daddy's Burger Bar to make up with their landlord.
23.10.2025 07:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's my bi-weekly night out at the cinema tonight, and first I'm catching up with a film I missed at #sydfilmfest: TWINLESS
23.10.2025 05:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How is it? Mine is in transit somewhere between Adelaide and Sydney
22.10.2025 04:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! Iβm gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.
Hereβs Claude Moe-net.
Does anyone have recs for Android document scanning apps?
I was using the full version of Adobe Scan but cancelled my Adobe subscription earlier this year in protest (AI in everything + big price hike). CamScanner used to be great but it's $$$ now that it's on a subscription model.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
20.10.2025 11:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It has come to my attention that some very troubling allegations have been made against me. It is my intention for this statement to bring some clarity to the situation. My whereabouts from 9:30AM to 9:37AM CET on October 19th, 2025 are perfectly accounted for. I was with my friend Lune at the MusΓ©e de la RΓ©volution franΓ§aise in Vizille, Southern France. It is a 3-hour train ride away from Paris, which is in Northern France. It is not physically possible for me to have crossed the country and back within the span of minutes. I would provide time-stamped photographic evidence of this, but I was so overcome with emotion that I neglected to take any. Sometimes what matters most in life is living in the moment. Some have pointed out that my bookcase in my previous Reel looks different from my usual bookcase. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this that I am declining to reveal for privacy reasons. I am not in hiding. I am not in possession of priceless jewels I am now struggling to think of how to sell without alerting French authorities. My actions online are not an attempt to distract from any crimes. My personal animosity for Mr. Napoleon Bonaparte aside, I would never think to partake in any act of blatant, brilliantly planned and expertly executed theft of his family jewels. I would not know what to do with them. I would be hoping someone in the comments would tell me what to do with them. But I am not asking that because I do not have them. - XJZ π
A statement. Please read.
20.10.2025 01:05 β π 1024 π 160 π¬ 29 π 6This was the recipe cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...
19.10.2025 05:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A class of spiced hibiscus tea, grapefruit juice and tonic, served with ice and garnished with orange.
This non-alcoholic negroni kinda kills
19.10.2025 05:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, voted in at #34 of the #Top100Books countdown, which is only my second vote on the countdown (so far).
Woo! #Top100Books
19.10.2025 02:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Not only was it hard before; they keep counting down books I've been meaning to read but haven't. So my long list is going to get longer for the next time they do this π
18.10.2025 06:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0