Thot Juice

Ironic her name is Censori because something something censorship

Damn, I live in CO and didn’t realize Senator Michael Bennet is such a badass

Wow Duo, pretty fucked up

One thing about Russell Westbrook that doesn’t show up in the box score is his ability to get the crowd engaged. Can’t think of a Nugget since maybe Birdman or K-Mart who brings this skill to the team.

Jokic really looked at Westbrook and said “I can fix him”

Give Denver a WNBA team called the Denver Hens:

-We can all use the term ‘Henver’ going forward
-Provides the perfect complement to Denver’s NBA team

Who says no???

Question:

How much does it upset you if you break the yolk when frying eggs? (Even though logically you know it was going to be broken when you ate it.)

a) Breakfast, and thus the entire day, is ruined.

b) annoying but nothing can be perfect all the time

c) ehh, who cares

(a, the anser is a)

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place*