Eric Swader (Real)

Hmm, I just don’t think we should go to war against Venezuela.

Daylight checking?

Jay Leno at any given moment

Following game 7 via Skeets.

After hours candy trading -1.5% YoY as analysts point to cocoa prices. Todd R. plans to request 2 KitKats for 5 orange Starbursts, unclear if market has softened on non-pink flavors.

I just got a call. Apparently they want me to pitch now?

Pretty important to see Obama get how important Mamdani is to both the future of the party and the country.

I sorta just want them to keep a few trains going through Arlington permanently, maybe add a second stop.

I like that it serves that neighborhood more directly. #prt #pgh

Starting a new run, my dudes. Nomad this time. #cyberpunk2077

It’s All Saints Day.

Now the real party begins.

Has anyone at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre opening crawl to the Star Wars theme?

Cruel morons.

It’s the second Gilded Age, but the billionaires have really bad taste.

Wow, wild news, I’ve just been made a Prince of the Royal Kingdom, and it’s been intimated that I’m definitely going to be King someday if I want it.

They had my resume on file for, wow, probably 5 years. You always hear that from an employer and think “They’re just being nice I bet”.

I would truly sell a kidney to be able to afford a month to take care of myself and buy a jacket without holes in it and not panic.

One of the longer term side effects of being broke/in debt and having to beat cancer is that I now constantly feel like a piece of shit who sucks, which was not in the side effects packet.

I mean, sure, gotta make sure they still do the cloud thing.

Evil Dead 2 is so good.

Made some dirty rice tonight.

Goddamn, so good.

I mean, at this point (really probably earlier) not intellectually honest for media to say ceasefire is being “tested”, right?

Ok, so we’re returning to the feudal model of raising and supporting armies.

I just don’t know if it’s a great idea.

I’ve avoided sweets for a couple weeks and I’m having a bowl of that Raisin Bran with candied raisins and crunchy shit and it might as well be ice cream.

Gonna say it; strongly disagree with military action against Venezuela.

I get how critical the presidency is, but we need to use the next two cycles to make Congress strong enough to make any President feel like a chump for stepping out of line.

Which I’m aware is very hard.

Dave Weigel saying “Folks…” is basically Bardic Inspiration (complimentary).

Would rock

When politics gets confusing, I do remind myself that we’re the only planet* in the solar system that sustains intelligent life and yeah, that’s gonna look weird.

*Europa maybe, and it’s a moon

Every ceo is like “New workspace for my rockstars!” and then posts shit like this lol

Gonna be two major campaign cycles about why we should still have a federal government.

I suppose the country that allowed Trump University would eventually find itself in a Trump graduate program.