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Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

The economy is so good that I'm firing the BLS Commissioner for reporting numbers so grim I refuse to believe them, and also demanding the Fed cut rates typically seen during a recession.

Boo. Smelling forest fires all day everyday is getting tough to handle

Motherfucking wind farms…

The political art is on point

My guess it that not a single employee in the State has been trained on AI (similar to my fortune 50 company) and the consultants are either (a) too expensive or (b) not trustworthy. The rush to push AI and the lack of education on it is a problem.

@schumer.senate.gov
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

I want the BOTH of you to understand that we are SICK of fucking empty words.

The Big Bogus Betrayal passed because Ya’ll caved when NO ONE needed or asked you to.

STOP pretending you have the first clue on how to fight this admin. To date

Page One in Scotland.

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Coffee: Highest price ever
Steak: Highest price ever
Beef: Highest price ever
Sugar: Highest price ever

I will never understand the rules of Trump-era political coverage.

It might give you a sense of the White House's own fears that the letters were dated yesterday, but they waited until Saturday morning -- when the markets are closed -- to actually release them.

Can’t stop shaking my head every time that orange fool opens his mouth.

The Kremlin complains about Trump’s decision to resume arms deliveries to Ukraine, with Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov claiming it “does not contribute to peace.”

Get out of Ukraine, and here you have your peace, freak Dmitry.

What’s your favorite kind of TACO?

If this is substantiated every single justice department attorney who touched the filings denying jurisdiction should be disbarred unless they're individually willing to put in a sworn statement declaring that they were told something different and identifying who lied to them about it

Finance. All the finance.

Donald is currently laser-focused on the flooding deaths in Texas and taking care of the survivors.

“Nobody could have seen this coming.”

In fact, it was entirely foreseeable. When governments undermine or defund the systems & experts responsible for monitoring environmental and weather conditions, it eliminates warnings and leaves people unnecessarily vulnerable to disaster.

Assaults On ICE Officers Are Up 700%… Which Just Means There Have Been 69 More Assaults Than Last Year

The DHS finally decided to provide the underlying stats for its exponentially increasing claims of sky-high numbers of assaults on ICE officers. Earlier this year, DHS spokesperson Tricia…

Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

REMOVE. THE. GODDAMNED. MASKS.

Trump bombing a country, declaring a ceasefire, then awarding himself a peace prize for it is peak MAGA.

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

TACO!!!

Did he send them a sternly worded letter?

Sounds like Noem’s ICE is conducting a “special military operation.” Wonder where she got that idea

The Dems need to start realizing that if they want people to support them, they have to do the right thing because it’s the right thing to do, not because it polls well or whatever

So fucking awesome.

If you think ICE agents are justified in disrupting an elementary school graduation to detain parents in front of their traumatized children, we will never see eye to eye on anything.