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@chrisforreal.bsky.social

Software engineer and ttrpg/world building enthusiast. they/them 🌈 Lead Software Engineer at a company you've never heard of. Creator of https://exogeo.net Sign up for the closed beta here: https://discord.gg/25mdFsUBtu

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He heard Puppy Bowl and thought it was a great "carnivore diet" alternative to a rice bowl.

08.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many places that want to take advantage of foot traffic, but don't actually generate it.

13.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My neighborhood had a bunch of owls living here for a while after the wildfires here a few years back. Bummer of a reason, but very cool to see them and hear them around. Some of them were huuuge!

07.11.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They've got great taste, I'll give them that.

17.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Draw Steel Books One (Heroes) and Two (Villains) on a neutral background

Draw Steel Books One (Heroes) and Two (Villains) on a neutral background

I uh... kinda forgot I backed this project. Surprise gift from a younger Chris! βš”οΈ

#ttrpg #DrawSteel

16.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the Garden Wall is a spooky season favorite in my house.

03.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The walls will ooze green slime?!

03.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The actual wording has some ambiguity about whether it's the single impeachment + conviction that removes them all, or if they all need to be individually impeached and convicted. But it's also ambiguous about who the "civil officers" even are, so 🀷

07.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly different wording, but here's a citation on the annotated constitution from a gov domain.

constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay...

07.09.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This does beg the question, when will @samreich.bsky.social give us a Beyblade Battle episode of @gamechangershow.bsky.social?

04.09.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of the cover of a CD case labeled "Beyblade The Battle Soundtrack"

A photograph of the cover of a CD case labeled "Beyblade The Battle Soundtrack"

An image of the CD that goes in the case for "Beyblade the Battle Soundtrack" with a track list and durations:
Let It Rip (2:51)
Let It Rip Remix (1:00)
To The Extreme (2:41)
Game Changer (2:23)
Deploy and Destroy (3:02)

An image of the CD that goes in the case for "Beyblade the Battle Soundtrack" with a track list and durations: Let It Rip (2:51) Let It Rip Remix (1:00) To The Extreme (2:41) Game Changer (2:23) Deploy and Destroy (3:02)

Doing some cleaning and I found this copy of the Beyblade Battle Soundtrack #beyblade #letitrip #totheextreme #gamechanger #deployanddestroy

We are all Metal Masters on this blessed day πŸ™

04.09.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing about being a #solodev is that I can make big decisions and no one can stop me.

The worst thing about being a solo dev is that I can make big decisions and no one can stop me.

30.08.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so validating. It's nonstop and neverending.

25.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All he'd see is customers with no negotiating power, cheap real estate, and exploitable desperation.

12.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Map of Middle Earth made with R

Map of Middle Earth made with R

Map of the Shire made with R

Map of the Shire made with R

woohoo I'm the new maintainer for the ME-GIS project: github.com/andrewheiss/... with all sorts of GIS shapefiles for Middle Earth!

Make your own Tolkien maps with #rstats and other GIS programs! www.andrewheiss.com/blog/2023/04...

18.10.2024 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

All they'd need to do is figure out how to make an AI that has no functional understanding, confidently spouts off wrong information, and won't ever admit when it doesn't know something! πŸ€”

30.07.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Pokemon TCG Pocket showing pack 7 and 8 of a ten pack opening sequence. Pack 7 contains 6 cards instead of the usual 5.

A screenshot of Pokemon TCG Pocket showing pack 7 and 8 of a ten pack opening sequence. Pack 7 contains 6 cards instead of the usual 5.

Since when can packs have more than five cards in them?

#pokemon #tcgpocket

30.07.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Snow Charges in Denver plssssss

(Followed by 80's through the 50's if that's not too greedy to ask)

23.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eevee Grove cards won't be tradeable until the next pack comes out.

20.07.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A whole half chocolate cake with vegan orange buttercream frosting on a festive winter plate with the message "Let It Snow" partially visible.

A whole half chocolate cake with vegan orange buttercream frosting on a festive winter plate with the message "Let It Snow" partially visible.

We had three birthdays in four days at my four person office this week, so I baked half of a cake to bring in.

20.07.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So real, and something that's led me to leave 2 jobs I otherwise liked. Among other issues, it takes nothing to convince a manager they know the exact right thing, but mountains of evidence and weeks of arguing and presentations to convince them that all the experts they pay *might* know better.

13.07.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are the people I always try to hire, and who I strive to be on a team (though maybe I have a bit of an ego). Fostering an environment of kindness where people feel comfortable asking questions means we all learn more and do better.

10.07.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a year since I left my job at Roll20, and while I definitely miss my team, there's so much more about working there that I'm happy to have left behind.

Quitting a job with no safety net or backup plan was scary, but there hasn't been a single moment that I've regretted that decision.

09.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My new claim to fame is that I've played Pathfinder with the person in the first gif when you search himbo.

08.07.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two highball glasses containing a softly glowing blue liquid. We only had one small blacklight to make them glow, so the photo is a combination of two shots, each originally having only one glowing glass. They are on a background of a Lord of the Rings tea towel we received as a gift.

Two highball glasses containing a softly glowing blue liquid. We only had one small blacklight to make them glow, so the photo is a combination of two shots, each originally having only one glowing glass. They are on a background of a Lord of the Rings tea towel we received as a gift.

Finishing out the night with Return of the King and a surprisingly refreshing cocktail we called the Sting.

05.07.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a ttrpg, but I'm a former Roll20 VTT dev making a world building tool for GMs, currently looking for beta testers over at exogeo.net

04.07.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of two rocks glasses filled with a very white foamy liquid and toasted coconut flakes on top.

A photograph of two rocks glasses filled with a very white foamy liquid and toasted coconut flakes on top.

Moving on to The Two Towers with a cocktail we're calling the Gandalf the White (rum fizz with cream of coconut and a toasted coconut garnish).

04.07.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two copper mugs being toasted in front of a TV showing a frame from "The Fellowship of the Ring" of Gandalf the Grey riding in a horse drawn cart toward Hobbiton to celebrate the eleventy first birthday of Bilbo Baggins.

Two copper mugs being toasted in front of a TV showing a frame from "The Fellowship of the Ring" of Gandalf the Grey riding in a horse drawn cart toward Hobbiton to celebrate the eleventy first birthday of Bilbo Baggins.

Kicked off our third annual Lord of the Drinks marathon (wherein we watch all of the extended editions, paired with a themed cocktail) with Moria Mules 🍻 #lotr

04.07.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally got around to watching Delicious in Dungeon. Very good πŸ‘πŸ‘

02.07.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over five years here and I recently got the old homeowner's property tax estimate **for their new house**.

13.06.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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