Shamit Soneji

This is sick Michael. So good to see you guys going from strength to strength.

Outstanding

There was a period when they didn’t because the new director wanted them to sing live. By his own admission, it was a disaster.

Europe chaps?

At which point will MI5 realise the Slow Horses are not that slow…

The next one will be:

I went to buy soup and I asked for bread with it, but the guy took offense, snatched the soup back, and then refused to sell me soup ever again.

Hot Ones has really changed.

I did it.

Thank god it’s not real. Can you imagine trying to evacuate that place in an emergency?!

During my PhD defence:

“So you read all the references in your bibliography yes?”

“I did”

“Even the one on Bonferroni correction?”

“Yup”

“The one cited here written in Italian?”

“Errr. Si 🤌🏻”

The Stormy Daniels ballroom.

GTA6 will be the first one in my lifetime that I will need to fit around my kids and their needs, and the oldest is 11 now 😮 It’s unreal how much they squeezed out of V for so long.

I’m still on a PS4, and my purchase of the next PS normally coincides with the release of a new GTA. Maybe I could break this non-rule rule just once 🤔

I haven’t even heard of it. Sound like I need to check it out.

A guardian article saying that scientists want cancer warnings placed on bacon in the uk.

A guardian article where the compare supermarket bacon to find the best one.

I’m getting some mixed signals here @theguardian.com

I don’t understand why this is allowed. A building like that in Europe would be protected under law from being touched. 10 Downing Street is Grade 1 listed, meaning no renovations that alter the character of a historically important building interior or exterior.

DID THAT GIVE YOU STRESS??!!!!

I thought you were looking for a recommendation 😂

I’m from London, I’ve seen art.

Courtroom artist picture of Diddy with his face in his hands

Edvard Munch's "The Scream"

The courtroom artist on the Diddy sentencing put out some serious Munch vibes.....

Mate, you shouldn’t put your personal details up like this. Better to delete your post.

Same for London.

Problem see here I not do.

Looks like I'm cancelling Disney+ anyway.

Five streaming services, and I can’t find anything to watch.

OP said “markup” by mistake instead of “makeup”. Markup is a computer language, so for example, html which is used to make websites. This is what Chris’s joke was where he used html markup to say well done.

I hope this explains it.

Came to the comments for this, saw it, and immediately left.

“Hello Canada? I’d like to enlist as a Mountie.”

“We don’t have any vacancies I’m afraid.”

“I’ll bring my own horse “

“Well hoo aboot that, welcome aboard!”

Hello sweet sweet socialised healthcare.

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I would go to Canada and then just, you know, stay there.