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All this money and the best they can do is AI slop ads of Cuomo lmao

No Kings includes Draft Kings

it's been years upon years of labored "campus culture" op-eds from salaried writers hectoring students about free speech, and now the state is kidnapping students for their speech in broad daylight

Idk maybe you guys should, we probably deserve it

don't stop, it's working

I saw the story about the woman who fell in love and sexted with an AI chatbot and all I could think about is how much energy that took

like did u melt an entire glacier and use enough energy to power Sweden so u could cum????? watch pornhub babe please save the trees

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

tapping the "Elon Musk's actual area of expertise isn't engineering, business or technology but bad faith abuse of the legal system" sign

I love it when a plan comes together (the rice I was already planning on buying was on sale)

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

genuinely staggering how bad the non-AOC examples are. just like complete inability to write without tying themselves in knots

Reposting through the tears

This is my opposition party dawg Trump’s serving a third term

From a data security standpoint, this approach is a joke. There’s no data sucked up by these apps that China couldn’t just buy thanks to Congress’s decade-long failure to pass comprehensive privacy legislation. The onus is not on users and the Supreme Court has recognized that.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation

I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam

Ordered ‘medium spice’ at the Indian restaurant. Now I’m sweating, crying, and reevaluating the hubris of my ancestors.

NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

never had a politician — much less a prominent state party chair — tell me to kill myself before, but here we are

screenshot of googled term "charli xcx real name": below a thumbnail of charlie the AI reply reads "Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier, best known by her stage name Charli X, is a British singer and songwriter"

yes

Klarna Bank fined $46 mln in Sweden money laundering probe STORY: Klarna Bank has been fined $46 million for violating anti-money laundering rules.Sweden's financial regulator said a review of the buy now, pay later company for the year ending March 2022 had ...

Klarna has been fined $46 million in a money laundering probe.

Swedish regulators say an audit of the company found "significant deficiencies" and that it violated anti-money laundering rules.

Last month Klarna filed for an initial public offering.

finance.yahoo.com/video/klarna...

Curious about the drama in South Korea? This sheet pan gimbap with banchan will have you declaring martial law in your kitchen!

Chuck Norris delivering a high kick in his flexible action jeans

People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out

The kidz bop version of Good Luck Babe having the line "there's nothing more in this life" is brutal and honestly worse than the original

Finally, a place to tweet my unhinged opinions not run by a billionaire dipshit