Francis

when the Jets drafted Sam Darnold his OC/QB coach was Jeremy Bates who has not been hired to any job in football since. then they fired the coaching staff and hired Adam Gase who also has not been hired to any job in football since. no i'm not mad about it

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

fuck

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

Kanoya Kanpachirou (PR chief of Kanoya City) is a skilled dancer with the head of an amberjack.

wtaf are you talking about

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. “A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

The CIA couldn’t torture this out of me

This is his time.

my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all

that the "moderates" will cave has been an ironclad rule of GOP House politics for decades and it's a big reason the Freedom Caucus successfully turned the whole place into an ungovernable mess

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing

For 6 months, Dem leaders have downplayed or refused to frontally address many of Trump's worst abuses by saying those are "distractions" from the Dems focusing on economic issues. But as Trump's tax bill is being voted on, Jeffries is attacking a Dem ...over a phrase that Dem doesn't even use.

A social media post by Peter Holderith (@_baldtires) with a blue verification checkmark, sharing a Facebook post from “Experimental and Homebuilt Aircraft” group by user Proakx Akxspro from June 25, 2025. The original post reads: “Hey guys an Iranian Shahed landed next to my desert farm in iraq. I was curious to wonder can it be converted into a glider or a mini air plane. It’s over 3mtr long and about 4mtrs wide with a 4 piston fuel injected systems, everything intact and as of yesterday I defused the warhead.” The post includes multiple photos showing what appears to be a white drone or unmanned aircraft lying in desert terrain, with visible engine components. One image shows a play button indicating a video. The Facebook post has 546 reactions and 275 comments with 45 shares. Peter’s repost shows 181.3K views and was posted at 9:24 AM on June 26, 2025.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Dudes rock

there was a concerted elite effort over the past five years to make America as bigoted as possible, conducted so openly that Chris Rufo was simultaneously tweeting "i am going to be lying about this subject" and being quoted on the precise subject he declared that he was lying about in the NYT

I’m sorry but I just believe microwaves are ontologically evil

what the left isn't telling you is that if he wins Zohran Mamdani will be in control of New York's nuclear weapons

wait for the punchline

Donkey Kong is the most relatable protagonist because “a pirate crocodile stole all your bananas” is a very real fear of mine.

increasingly obvious that congressional dems have seized on the "distraction" thing because it provides them with an excuse for doing nothing about any concrete issue and instead complaining about some general principle that they think plays well in focus groups

This is the softest of softball opposition possible, and it still leaves this chinless freak completely flabbergasted. We live in the stupidest fucking country possible. You don't have to hand it to Tucker, but it's embarrassing that all it would take is this level of pushback from dem opposition

This looks like a Mucinex commercial

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

It's pretty notable that mainstream, establishment discourse never ever ever considers giving liberal politicians credit for crime reductions. It's almost axiomatic that if crime goes down under a center-left leader it's either unremarked upon, or must be driven by something else.

The way Tesla super fans use "F"SD is terrifying to me

so theyre just doing the Godfather but with cats who came up with this I need to send them a personal thank you note along with my money