Michael Sandler

When your wife asks you "Does this dress make me look fat?", do not tell her "No. You look fat even without the dress."

They don't call me "Hot Stuff" for nothing, you know. The licensing fees are insane!

I'm in this post and I don't like it

You'll thank yourself tomorrow

Happy Fathers' Day? Thank you, but every day is happy Fathers' Day when you're a happy father.

Free will? In this economy?!?

DAVE: When I was a little boy my grandfather would cheer me up when I was sad by opening the pod bay doors. Can you cheer me up like my grandfather would?
CHATGPT: Certainly! (pod bay doors open)

Too long, didn't read

yes

Experienced a heartwarming South African moment today... power outage cut the electricity, inverter kept the internet going until at last it died and the router turned off - and, lo, the whole family gathered together from all corners of the house with their devices to be next to my phone hotspot. ❤️

In case you were wondering about the slogan on the ghoulish hamas hostage release posters, Einat Wilf explains: 👇👇👇👇

Jealous of this talent

bsky.app/profile/jers...

What's it like?

A joke intersecting my two jobs: hashgachah and software! It's a sign!

Yeah I'm on the spectrum. The electromagnetic spectrum. Usually between mauve and gamma rays.

You should floss today so you can skip tomorrow

Just so everyone knows it’s ’by accident’ not ‘on accident’ thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

*always

A prisoner swap is to be expected, but I was under the impression that Hamas weren't able to promise everyone would be returned. I will look for a source, but if you have a link for me I would appreciate it. There might be some explanation why it's not acceptable to Israel.

Hamas offered "Full hostage release"? When?

The going rate of exchange, per وفاء الأحرار, is 1027:1. Hope this helps.

No you.

Is Israel acting within the laws of war? Even lawful evacuations and attacks on Hamas will exact a heavy civilian toll in Gaza

The Economist elaborates, but their conclusion is not as emphatic as yours.

Hamas does not yet understand the depth of Israeli resolve Israelis have been hounded by terror whether pursuing peace or rejecting it. After October 7, there is no tolerating a group whose sole strategy is brutality and mass murder

A lesson was learned, but not the one being taught. "A tragedy is about to unfold in Gaza," indeed.