𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢

🐕 🐕

He’s exact same colouring as my old JRT Wolfgang 😭🩷

I LOVE HIM

I was born female because as a man I’d have to say things like ‘balls? No these are my testicools 😎 ‘ and the good lordt just wants better than that for me.

lol this got labelled as self harm 😭

young man climbing into a crt monitor looking back over his shoulder flipping off the viewer beneath yellow text reading FUCK REAL LIFE

🤗

Does this bear even know that I love it

Heart eyes

all I’m saying is it would be nice to plug into the matrix tomorrow and spend it with Keanu

you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom

Read initially like it was an aggressive poly discussion until I got to the word store

nemeses’ ??

DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOU HAVE TO thank you that you did

Another awkward encounter where I have to explain the large leathery wings to the massage therapist

Don’t give away all the tricks you won’t have any surprises for an encore!

Just yell YOURE EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US I find it really closes down any awkward questions

Your bsky crush probably got a lovely valentines card from their spouse who they’re gonna have sex with later before you pick things up again later tomorrow so keep busy 💕

A little robot with a couple hearts floating around it. Text says "Happy valentine's day"

If'n nobody gotcha one yet...🤖💕

I’d go buck wild for anyone who gave me that. (In bed by 10 and cold indifference)

Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.

WELL THE PLEASURE THE PRIVILEGE IS MIIIIINE

A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

Roses are red,
These times are quite trying

💕

Graffiti that reads No God, No King Only you, with a heart underneath

Most romantic graffiti.

Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

😭😭😭

Old meme photo of laughing man. trying to hold over a dozen limes in his arms and clearly failing and fumbling as they fall typically captioned. why can't I hold all these limes? he's dressed in a white collared shirt khaki pants with a belt.

why can't I hold all these equally important reasons to be angry

What if you all just brush tips I haven’t set up a camera

This looks so good 😋

Enough for your family now Grant 😔 may he rip, love to you all🩷