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Word to your moms. I came to drop bombs. I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms. Kansas, Kansas City

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It's "Your mom and me"

16.11.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure how you feel about baseball, but the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum is a home run.

06.11.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I came up with a contraption that would rapidly and in quick succession chuck hoagies at jack-booted thugs, I'd call it a "sub machine gun"

06.11.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The current administration is a living, breathing human centipede of a Dunning-Kruger effect.

06.11.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon horse says that 's actually while driving a car ALT: a cartoon horse says that 's actually while driving a car
28.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon . ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman and says that 's no moon .
24.10.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
No more kings t-shirt

No more kings t-shirt

18.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.10.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.

18.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was thinking the same thing. These things go together. It's like asking "Mac vs Cheese"...

18.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's the best one liner in movie history?

17.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

What's the W/L record for those previous 4 games?

16.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This kind of story gives me a little more hope in the integrity of our military leaders.

It's just too bad this guy is about to get fired.

10.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A panda+manatee+yak...

Pandamaniac

09.10.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Already 135 people waiting for this at the library...

09.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coworker just used the phrase "incringing upon," and I love it.

08.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I tried it once when I had a sore throat. I wasn't super sick, though. Just a little horse.

07.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

02.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
-- Hunter S. Thompson

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -- Hunter S. Thompson

02.10.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a man in a white coat and tie is sitting in a room and talking to another man . ALT: a man in a white coat and tie is sitting in a room and talking to another man .
02.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The smell of hospitals in winter
and the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters but no pearls
And all at once you look across a crowded room to see the way that light attaches to a girl

02.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other with rodent of unusual size written on the screen ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with rodent of unusual size written on the screen
26.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear people are dying to be invited...

26.09.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does one of them have big block letters that read "I shaved my balls for this??!"

26.09.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You have died from listening to RFK Jr.

You have died from listening to RFK Jr.

26.09.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perfect.

25.09.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2570    ๐Ÿ” 767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Such a sadly accurate metaphor for the Trumpist brand of authoritarianism.

25.09.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the jackboot fits...

24.09.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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