Laruna Softpaw

Every single time Dems have a big win, there's a contingent of the party ready to explain how it's a loss.

But it's a loss for that contingent whose main goal is to lick Repub boots. They'll be on their deathbeds with tongues lolling out wanting one more taste of Repub boot pleather.

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

the vibes on the TL are great today i wish dick cheney could die every day

A man in a suit sits in a south Korean parliamentary meeting with the cow tools far side cartoon pulled up on his laptop and draws the cow on a paper in front of him. Headline reads "Very Cool Lawmaker Apologizes After Being Caught Drawing Cow Tools During State Audit"

he did nothing wrong

"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99

Third Way is a think tank dedicated to passionate, salacious ratfucking. This is what they are paid to do by capitalists who want no opposition party. Of course they're mortified by a Mamdani victory, it's going to be harder to ratfuck now. Do not give then an ounce of credibility. Not now, not ever

Once again I invite people to consider whether this is the advice of people who want to win elections no matter what, or to ensure that their particular brand of do nothing centrism is the only thing on offer for left wing voters no matter what.

The ever-awful Nancy Pelosi on Cheney: Dick Cheney was a patriotic American who loved his country. While we strongly disagreed on most policy issues, his patriotism was clear when he returned to the House Floor to commemorate the first anniversary of January 6th. We all saw then how proud Vice President Cheney was to see his daughter, Liz, follow in her father's footsteps to serve in the House with courage and integrity. May it be a comfort to Lynne, Liz and Mary that so many are praying for them at this sad time.

Cheney should have died in The Hague, not surrounded by his loved ones, Nancy.

They come in threes. Hopefully it’s Cheney, Andrew Cuomo’s public life, and Chris Cuomo, mad with rage succumbing to injuries sustained having sex with a police horse.

Of course, this is precisely why we expect law enforcement to wear badges and uniforms and show identification. Anyone could have foreseen (and many of us did) that this would be a serious side-effect of ICE's insistence on behaving like unaccountable thugs.

among the many pillars of dick cheney's legacy is that his attempts to create a sort of nietszcheian superman-politics in the american right - urbane manipulators who secretly are actually fine with weed, gay people, whatever - were of obvious personal importance & completely failed

everything dick cheney did on culture war shit was done in an attempt to generate a supply of ravenous dogs who could be strung along on red meat to get the corporate dicks their way every time. but the ravenous dogs took over. either he's buried ass-up or his daughter winds up in a camp

"Some things are hard to respond to Joe, like when a young healthy and attractive 28 year old female staffer with no history of medical issues dies in your office and you have to resign in disgrace because it looks fishy as hell"

Two panel meme top panel shows Mr Smithers in Shadow smoking a cigarette and it says it exploded on my chest the bottom panel shows Mr Smithers a man was short hair gray his gray eyebrows wearing glasses and a trench coat says I could smell the onions and mustard as a spotlight is shown on him and his cigarette breaks

The secretive donor circle that lifted JD Vance is now re-writing MAGA’s future Chris Buskirk put tech elites in power in Trump’s Washington. His efforts are grounded in a controversial theory: An “aristocracy” is needed to move the country forward.

Meet Rockbridge, the secretive donor circle that lifted JD Vance is now re-writing MAGA’s future.

It roots its action in a “controversial theory — an ‘aristocracy’ is needed to move the country forward.”

It’s method: a venture capital approach to politics.

gift link:
wapo.st/3Jsvgrl

Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’ Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.

now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

So many things show that Cheney was not at all a patriot but his insistence that trump give a full pardon to Scooter Libby is my personal number 1.

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

Every single story in 2025 has been "despite the law, Trump is doing what he wants" and the only thing the Democratic establishment will do if it ever takes power again is nothing.

the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society

Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.

McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.

Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.

See the problem?

this shit right here is wrecker shit, as much as wrecker shit as any online leftist has done, if not more so. no wonder so many people are repulsed by anyone (rightly) saying 'vote blue no matter who', the most powerful elected Dem in the nation won't do it! it undermines the whole coalition! jfc

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

Elon Musk tweet: VOTE CUOMO! Trump Tracker reply: This is the third sexual assaulter you have endorsed. Which is not a lot, but weird it has happened three times. Elon Musk reply: Do you have a better suggestion?

meanwhile

Unfortunately, we were informed by UPS on the 25th that several October shipments, including yours, were destroyed due to a large-scale customs issue in the U.S. Recently, all international parcels have been subject to additional import duties, which caused a severe backlog at customs. UPS accumulated an overwhelming number of unprocessed parcels and ultimately decided to destroy all unclaimed October shipments to relieve their overloaded system.

WTF??!!!

Cheney in Hell. Demon baby: We do not torture.

RIP Dick Cheney

For @inthesetimes.com
inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

an x post from kitty that days RIP charlie kirk i wish you were alove to see your wife move on immediately

*snort*

A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.

We have to start treating this paragraph as equivalent of saying "we're lying about trying to win elections and want to lose, actually." Because anything that's actually socialist is worse for the donor class than letting Republicans win is.

“Center-left think tank Third Way” LOL