Resistance Frog

It’s wild that JD Vance had called Trump “America’s Hitler” before he was even fully Hitlering. Fascism is a hell of a drug.

I'm sorry if this is antisemitic but I think it's wrong to deliberately starve thousands of children to death.

Need a partner who’s as obsessed with me as Ethan Klein is with Hasan Piker. Make that shit your entire personality. Never spend a moment not thinking of me. Let it consume you. Like Ethan Klein with Hasan Piker.

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon TEHRAN—Amidst mounting geopolitical tensions, Iranian officials said Wednesday they were increasingly concerned about the United States of America’s uranium-enrichment program, fearing the Western nation may soon be capable of producing its 8,500th nuclear weapon. "Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran," said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi, adding that Americans have the fuel, the facilities, and "everything they need" to manufacture even more weapons-grade fissile material. "Obviously, the prospect of this happening is very distressing to Iran and all countries like Iran. After all, the United States is a volatile nation that’s proven it needs little provocation to attack anyone anywhere in the world whom it perceives to be a threat." Iranian intelligence experts also warned of the very real, and very frightening, possibility of the U.S. providing weapons and resources to a rogue third-party state such as Israel.

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

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The U.S. government’s unwavering support of Israel feels like a parent giving their shitty kid a multi billion dollar allowance just for him to drink Monster energy, punch walls, and start shit with the neighbors

I’m just going to start posting headlines from The Onion in 2003

Is it too much to fucking ask for a U.S. president *not* to be a war criminal??

I hate RFK Jr. with a passion. He is a bad person. But please stop referring to his heroin use as having anything to do with his moral depravity. Addiction is not a moral failing, it is a public health and clinical issue.

The “man in a dress wanting to be called a different name is a mental disorder” crowd is real quiet about the pope this week. But what do I know, I’m just a frog.

Hey, quick question for the people who posted that cringey “All Eyes On Rafa” AI art last year- are y’all still paying attention to Rafa? Or was that just another black square human rights only matter when it’s a trend thing?

Why is RFK Jr. the crunchy bro who would 100% recommend green tea with local raw honey to cure your ailments, but sounds like he’s never drank tea with honey a day in his life?

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“You have the same 24 hours as Beyonce.” I don’t want the same 24 hours as Beyonce. I want the same 24 hours as Cory Booker.

Even single women will never die alone bc they learned how to build community (and thrive in the absence of men anyway) but I’m supposed to feel bad about a “male loneliness epidemic” brought on by red pill bros who hate women but cry about not being handed a wife on a silver platter lol. Cry more.

For years, conservative men have told women on the left that they’re going to die alone with their cats, and then one of them gets left at the alter on Love Is Blind because of his politics, and now those same men are like “HEY 😠”

Would really prefer it if when the Dems text to send them $5 to fight fascism, that they’d spend it on Molotov cocktails instead of arts and crafts, but what do I know, I’m just a frog

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Reposting because it really do be like that. Fuckin hate it here.

Elon Musk spent so much money on his gender affirming hair transplant only to cover it up with the lamest fucking hats

i mean, fuck

Video transcript: Oh god! The leopards are eating my face! How could this have happened to me, guy who voted for the leopards are eating my face party!

You know, if I wanted to prevent more Luigis, I probably wouldn’t take away peoples healthcare (cutting a trillion from Medicaid) to pay for tax cuts for the rich, but I’m just a frog, what do I know.

Trump sucking Elon’s toes on tvs at HUD isn’t going to make me like AI any more. Stop trying to make AI happen. It’s not going to happen!

It’s Chewbacca (I didn’t cheat, I don’t even have google)

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

Federal employees told to justify jobs in email or Musk says they face dismissal | CNN Politics Federal workers began receiving emails Saturday asking them to explain what work they did last week, as Elon Musk announced that “failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.”

Every federal employee should respond to this with an email demanding Elon Musk justify his position as an unelected authority. I’m serious. Talk to your colleagues. Make this a movement of collective dissent.

Ah, shit man! 3 in a row? Like within a month? Damn, Trump team really bringing back that Roman salute. God bless. 🙏

“Freest country in the world” I say as I remove my pronouns from my email signature because the government told me I had to

The Venn diagram of guys who aren’t anti-immigration but just think people should come in the legal way and guys would spectacularly fail the citizenship test is a full circle

People with anxiety are going to be the ones to stop fascism, cause some of you motherfuckers are way too chill about what’s going on…