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Anime Club is back in session! This time, we discuss letting your passions consume you, movies keeping the audience at emotional distance, and the necessity of fiercely kissing your athletic rivals in 2025’s 100 METERS!
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Just finished my taxes. Gosh, adulting is so har- suddenly I hear a rustling of foliage in a nearby thicket of pine. Against my better judgement, I pull back branches to reveal none other than the Chupacabra of Hispanic folklore. It snarls as it drinks the last drops of blood from a desiccated goat.
23.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You should have 1.5 your annual salary saved in your 401k by age 35.”
Oh wow that’s so interesting did you know that the Bantu cryptid Mokele-Mbembe is rumored to be 16 to 32 feet tall and resembles long extinct sauropods ??
sorry babe the In Rainbows bed sheets stay on
12.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My mom has seen a mountain lion near her house and is “considering feeding it.”
It’s genetic.
Various figments of collapse made possible by American friends of the NGA, The American Australian Association, UIC school of art & art history and @craigneeson.bsky.social
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Merry Christmas folks! On the last episode of 2025, we talk perpetual golden hours, friendships between women, and music to walk to in 2015’s TANGERINE!
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Happy holidays doves! Get tinseled the fuck up with us in the last Patreon ep of the year as we celebrate the Christmas season and talk about 1965’s A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS and 1966’s HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS!
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For sale: my idiot son Édouard’s gaming chair. Some merlot and brie stains. I’ve sent him to the Foreign Legion to die in combat.
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This week on the pod, we live our mantra of Watch Recklessly and discuss a coven of ghouls, how many women you can bump into before it stops being an accident, and the joys of editing in 2013’s CRUSH!
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On a rare Jennless episode, Craig and Josh hold it down talking about Antonio’s jeans, the fine art of translation, and what happens when your fantasies are just as beautiful when they come true in 1990’s TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN!
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21.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0i ASSURE you: ANYTHING GOES AT BATHTIME
20.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0keoghan’s childish breathlessness turns this moment of explication into something singular and horrifying
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who up getting they mars volta’d
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can we talk about how images like this set unrealistic body standards for cryptids or are we not ready for that conversation?
14.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0YES. Welcome to my mind palace. Currently wrapping up season 3 and I love it so much.
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Come with us to celebrate the birthday of our Caged Lord and talk America’s love affair with the charlatan, wearing bad vibes like Dark Souls armor, and Craig’s defense of the AMV in 2012’s THE MASTER!
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lighthouse enthusiast
03.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was just telling Megan that Devil’s Night was the night we egged houses. Not before, not after - just Devil’s Night.
31.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My cohosts are not concerned enough about the hairless, humanoid “easter bunny” and I fear for their safety come spring.
30.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0X-Files S3,E4 “Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose” is one of the finest pieces of television I’ve ever seen. It’s a synthesis of joyous character writing & astounding acting that’s just absent in the current landscape.
S2,E20: Humbug remains my favorite, but hot damn — real writers, real craft! 🤌
Grab your vestments and rosaries and come join us talking about medieval medical footage, the power of juxtaposing the infernal with the banal, and the impact of possibly the most societally relevant movie of the past half century in 1973's THE EXORCIST!
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This only happens at quinceañeras. Happy 15th, darling.
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the mothman keeps telling me that he sees a future for us but I’m like, aren’t your visions just portents of disaster ??
13.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0started messaging this grey alien on bumble (girl I know). two days in and he’s already claiming his uncle invented the lasers they mutilate cows with. lol okay big shot
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This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN!
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Many sea stars begin life as young fairy-like creature (called a brachiolaria) that float through the open ocean. Eventually, a small star forms within them (here in yellow). The fairy-like brachiolaria sinks under the star’s weight, and the star pops out!
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