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Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.

THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!

If not shitpost, why shitpost shaped?

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Boston. Wow.

Why Gen Xers need therapy:

-We had “stranger danger” drilled into our heads by the time we were 5, but by the age of 10, if not younger, we were latch key kids.

-We were fat-shamed but also forced to eat all of the food on our plates.

-Church. Although to be fair, this applies to all generations.

JFC WTF is wrong with you

With a final screech, AOL's dial-up service goes silent One of the earliest consumer internet options, AOL's dial-up service was once the most common way for people to access the early web.

Computers used to scream when connecting you to the Internet. We should've heeded that warning.
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Is tylenol good for existential dread? Asking for a friend.

I'm so fucking glad I never carry cash.

What's up, Seattle

Thank you. My stipulations were that the CEO, the Board, and any executives who had a part in the anti-DEI decision had to go before Target got any of my money again.

Yep, Target's CEO was finally let go and I'm still not shopping there.

It's so bad that my friends in New Orleans are texting (I live in Seattle now) asking if I have any Trader Joe's bags I can put over my head. 😭

⚜️😭😭😭⚜️

I just turned on the tv for the first time in months because the #saints are playing the Seahawks and LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😭⚜️

At this point in history, I am so thankful I didn't have kids. I used to think I would someday, but now? No. Fucking. Way.

RIGHT?

A screenshot of the Seattle weather forecast for 9/15-9/20, which goes from a high of 68° on Monday to a high of 87° on Tuesday.

WTF is this, Seattle.

#wawx

Sure. $38.36 was totally worth the permanent damage Meta/Cambridge Analytica did to us.

He was doing an internal inventory of everything he owned.

Big mushy orange cat sitting up like a toddler on a gray cushion. He has a bewildered look on his face due to the single brain cell he possesses.

Big mushy orange cat sitting up like a toddler on a gray cushion. He has a bewildered look on his face due to the single brain cell he possesses.

Y'all.
#caturday

I need to meet the walking teddy bear

Omg! Texting you.

Wtaf

I accidentally saw the close-up video on tiktok, of all places. I am not okay.

I've been listening to romantasy audiobooks all day every day for months now. Start listening when I wake up, listen in the car, listen at work, listen in the evenings. I don't turn on the tv at all. So same.

👀

Bugs the crap out of me that it was invented too late for me. I am from the "chicken pox party" era.

Oof!