No

Ok I will concede these uniforms are fresh as hell.

New rule: every time Trump glibly talks about ignoring the constitution and running for a third term, instead of crying foul the democrats will simply say “then we will run Zohran and win.”

I’m not “libbing out” — I’m libbing IN. REPORTING FOR DUTY.

I can’t believe Cuomo lost even after getting all the guys everyone hates to endorse him.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Whoa.

I only recently learned about this actual “scandal” and I had no idea it was so weak.

We did it

I don’t know if I know anyone who knows anyone but can someone just suggest to Pope Leo how good it would feel to excommunicate the American Vice President?

Honestly wish they went with MSDNC

Like with Kissinger, there’s no real schadenfreude, no nothing. These guys won and built this, as much as they tried to spend their final years distancing themselves from Trump and his ilk.

We need to start holding people accountable and not self-soothing by saying in 30 years they’ll go to hell.

Ok I get it but California absolutely needs to counter Texas gerrymandering

Barry Zuckerkorn ass.

No idea how I could be surprised, but CBS News had an instantaneous fall since Weiss took over. I don’t know why I thought it would be more subtle

Someone should sue I guess.

So of course nostalgia, but I do wonder if a tiny bit isn’t from seeing them in HD tv.

He’s doing the mob boss thing where you never say out loud what crimes you want done but he’s also doing the mob boss thing where you pretend to have dementia to get out of trouble but then also probably does just have dementia. President Junior Soprano.

Hey lady I don’t even work here

I’ve heard in some cultures if you lie like this, so brazenly and lazily, there are actually often negative consequences.

Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them

I should have suspected he was doing unnecessary expensive renovations as a populist maneuver. It is what they voted for.

Disgusting. These people love pooping and showering in mausoleums with OLD NAVY lighting.

My theory about the house remaining out of session until January 2027 (assuming republicans keep the house) stays winning.

Come on man, let’s not start befouling the moms.

The plan for Trump 2 is to be both heart-less AND gut-less. Wage war on citizens and the threadbare social safety net by pretending nothing can be done, wage undeclared war on Venezuela justified only by some mumbling about imaginary drug gangs. As cruel as possible, as cowardly as possible.

A blessed all hallow’s ween to you all. Watch out for vampires

This is heartbreaking. I’m so sorry for her family and community.

Son, I’m tryna get these 14 words right would you shut the shit up about pibachu!?

Accusing the other side of being the ones for higher taxes always plays in Jersey, but she needs to do a better job of tying him to Trump and ICE raids being welcomed etc