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This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

there's many a movie I've had ruined by one of those wrong-room-tone ADRs that got added to pacify the single dumbest focus-group viewer

i've been watching ds9 again lately and i had forgotten how hard it leans on slapstick

CEOs Never Cum

This is exactly what they voted for - the end of democracy, and with it, liberty. If you have a friend who supports trump, no you don't.

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

I think: block the ads and you've got like six years of lawsuits for eliminating all their ad revenue in Vietnam. But allow immediate skips and you can point to all the research (by tech firms) that shows that ads hook viewers within just a few seconds. This way they don't have a leg to stand on.

I love that I've suddenly become interested in pro wrestling again. Seriously, I'd fallen so far out of touch.

block shitheaps first and foremost, the elder blues command it

Also: "I can not fire this man. This man fights." - Lincoln, on Grant's costly victories, right after he fired all lee's friends

True, but also show me a lee victory and I'll show you a letter home from the opposing general like: *Ken Burns violin* "My Dearest Abigail, I may have to kill a friend today."

Balrog Unleashed.*

*The penis is unleashed.

Ooh ooh and don't forget the time lee ordered a 10000-man charge over a third of a mile of rough terrain and then up a hill to take out entrenched infantry firing from defilade and their unknown amount of supporting artillery

against the advice of his ENTIRE COMMAND STAFF

Honestly, between this and "Beorn's origin is Tom Bombadil fucked a bear" one should really be grateful I wasn't hired to work on Rings of Power.

no hair gel on this guy no sir

There is a Great Horned Owl that lives in the woods outside our back door. We've never seen him, but we hear him some nights in summer (we know what he is because the owl noise in movies [hoo hoo-hooo hooo hoo] is usually a male Great Horned Owl). Unrelated our cat is an inside cat.

what do you know about vampires

YES WE KNOW MOTHERFUCKER

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

DAD ENTERS THE ROOM

Y'all, ICE thugs are still terrorizing people in Minneapolis and St. Paul.

They are counting on America looking away, and it's currently working. Please tell everyone you know, please reach out to people with huge followings, and ask them to help refocus our attention on the ongoing abuses.

Visiting friends?

trump voters are the real epstein class

dwalves

I mean it was a good concert and all

but if I dropped like eight grand in travel lodging and tickets to see it in person

I might be a little annoyed that half the show was performed inside a corn maze

Oh come on this is not how we build trust

are…uhh…are we the penis?

It's one of the big ones, but I'm a little concerned about this Sin of Empathy shit that's been gaining ground

Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy