Kristen Lepionka

All printers are at least partially evil, but this year I switched from HP printers (of which I’d had many over the years) to an Epson ET3850 and, I must say, it’s been pretty great so far.

Exactly

Evergreen content.

@sarahkendzior.bsky.social I annoyed my wife this morning while watching “Scariest House in America” — there’s a home in St Louis (Bissell Mansion?) and I was compelled to tell her everything I’ve learned about the city from your writing.

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

For NO reason today, thinking about the meme that says “100% of the people who confuse correlation and causation are going to die.”

is it good that nothing feels real anymore

You’d expect Bluetooth to work better by now.

The realism of the hot dog sign is sending me

Important: Costco sells a cardboard Costco for cats.

Sometimes I think about a man I worked with 13+ years ago on a single project that didn’t go well. In a moment of frustration he exclaimed, “This whole thing is in the fucker.” He probably meant “in the shitter”? Either way, he’s a legend. Also, we all live in the fucker now.

From an @annelamott.bsky.social guest essay in The New York Times:

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln really enjoyed the play."

I love the shirt

I fucking can’t with these people

even when the truth
isn't hopeful
the telling of it is

—Andrea Gibson

Genuine question: is #TTT open to all interested parties, or is it like a secret club of mutuals only? Seems fun but I don’t understand social anything #awtysm

It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.

It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.

They have 3 modes: embarrassing, evil, embarrassing & evil

Collage is good for the soul.

Right, on what plane of reality does anybody from the US have any influence whatsoever on an Israeli court proceeding? I feel insane this week.

Omg yes exactly this

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Or DIY kits

This fucking timeline 😬

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Yes, I feel this in my soul.

I always feel like I’m a kite and my person is the one holding the string, like if she isn’t here to hold the string, I’ll immediately get ensnared in a tree or a power line and set fire to the neighborhood.

Yes, it’s easy to disregard people whose minds you KNOW are just gone, whereas folks who still clearly can think properly and choose to be petty or not constructive or assholes (or all simultaneously) anyway are infuriating.

if you only believe in something when it applies to someone you like then you don't actually believe in it.