kali

if you rush onto the train your soft innards will be squished and you will shed a single tear

love seeing this guy

not me literally getting off at Shinjuku Sanchome 5 minutes ago for Daddy Marunochi 👀

I’ll weaponize anything. Language just happens to be free

A sunny day at Manhattan Beach State Park, OR. Superimposed on the photo are Google's valiant attempts at translating the beach plants into English.

sunny day at Manhattan Beach State Park, OR. Superimposed on the photo are Google's valiant attempts at translating the beach plants into English.

My new favorite thing at the coast: Letting Google attempt to translate the beach plants into English.

just had to lick about 50 envelopes today and i’m not convinced that shit is safe in large quantities

we’re about to get a new slick support login process for accessing customer instances to prevent us from having to do shit like this constantly and i’m so fucking pumped!!!

not how Show and Tell usually goes, Courtney…

What I lack in technique I make up for in bumbling

Minnesota Supreme Court sides with Unicorn Riot in the media organization's fight to protect newsgathering materials from a major oil company looking to use the files to further suppress Indigenous-led opposition to pipeline projects

the MVPs: Knorr chicken bouillon and assi beef soup stock powder

something in me gets so primal-y excited about large amounts of powdered soup stock

i work for a german company and my coworker was sooo pissed at what we put up with when he visited

Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

;)

i love green onions more than the next guy

charred green onions are the epitome of flavor excellence. I would walk a thousand miles across burning coals for a single skewerful of just charred green onions

finally!! i’ve been fruitlessly searching for slime music for decades..

If God wanted us to be modest, why is the easiest way to cool off lying on the couch while spreading your legs as far apart as possible

mama mia bro

some of you shouldn't think through the big issues without a spotter

no.

the weight of every single person i’ve killed in Hotline Miami weighs heavy on my soul. every play session adds hours onto my rosary forgiveness assignments

Sonic the Hedgehog is better than Halo.

i came here to request a “tired and unsettled” emoji, to propose a cross between two to three existing ones

however i came across this new exceptionally desolate one which captures what I wanted: 🫩 “my alcoholic mother-in-law has driven us to drink on this day”

Dwarf Fortress, Caves of Qud, Crusader Kings, The Sims, and Rimworld all have patch notes like this and I would like to coin a genre grouping that encompasses them all

straight up? the live 9/11 newscast but that could be a hallucinated memory

girl!!!

damn apt

superman? i’d take the soup every time no question

the internet doesn't have to be a fucking warzone. it was just turned into one because your anger is more profitable than your joy

a small orange kitten with a green Sims diamond above it and a pink bow as well as large white headphones sitting on a blue patterned bus seat next to a window with sunlight beaming in

sometimes you come across a piece of media that so encapsulates