Giant Boy Detective

The Lakers defense is so lazy he's getting hung out to dry

She obviously was incredibly proud of her performance, and if someone gave her a medal for it that's nice too

He's not going to excommunicate Vance because it's more fun to constantly debase him

Wouldn't want Lil DaddysBoner4863 to fall behind

You can sell it to the people who found it right after they ordered a rush replacement

On top of it all her hair is so sick

They say he looks like this grandmother, Dot

I broke this rule once and ended up getting pizza on the end of the brim.

And when it's unseasonably warm you should be, at best, ambivalent

You're not allowed to be mad that it's cold in February in Chicago

It's the type of stuff where a price correction on model usage makes it more expensive than the alternative

The company I work for is basically only considering it as an alternative to outsourcing data entry-type work

On the one hand, I think back to college and how many people were in relationships that were just bad, often because they were trying to make it more serious than it should be.

On the other, there are a lot of things you think you want that you need to try first hand to learn you don't.

All I Want Is A Women’s Hockey Broadcast That Talks About The Hockey | Defector On Thursday, the U.S. women’s hockey team will take on Canada in a battle of the women’s hockey superpowers. Every single Olympic gold medal in the history of the sport has been won by one of these…

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Do you have games with a disadvantage?

Who needs a weather service when you just know that the temperature is

": The Mic Dicta Story"

The vast majority of the value of art is in the doing. There is value in experiencing it but not enough to justify a career for everyone who wants it. We need spare time back.

The thing about how hard it is to get a job as an artist is that it's not really supposed to be a job. Now it's basically impossible to make a living without working all hours or selling out to a soulless entity, so the choice is "turn it into a job" or not do it.

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

You have to shoot the next person's hand

Also, a lot of good ideas start out half baked and become good by getting worked on.

I agree, as the fact that he's still holding the page suggests he's just finished turning it and is just starting to read this page

WHICH BRINGS US to the dark horse candidate: he's still laughing at the last comic on the previous page

Not for possession, for behavior

I never did because I assumed it would either do nothing or land me in jail

They had to add more colors

New England stands a chance if they can keep from fighting each other between the 6th and 12th drink

The Jurassic Park storyline when it first came out was gold

This would have been even more perfect if the parent's name had been Martin instead

(eyes rolling back on his head) hE wIlL dIe FiRsT