Doglett

'Introverted fullbacks...'
Steve Bruce, 2026.
🫣

We went out last night. The end of dry January, which meant that I lost my phone not once but twice. Took it out in the bathroom when juggling makeup in my undersized bag. Mercifully it was handed in to staff. Twice. The shame. 🫣

We're now quaffing coke & Doritos on the couch. Bees winning though.🙃

February fixtures are insane.

There may have been way too much PS5 time in December and January. Particularly the latter.

Positives...
- We dragged PSG into the Playoffs with us and frankly, if we play like this we should be okay whoever we get.

- I can have a proper beer when I watch the next nail biter. 😄

Also... Benfica goalie scoring a goal with the last kick and knocking out Marseille! Insane evening of footie.

Obvious talking points... Elanga being booked even though he was fouled we got the free kick... 🤔
And the PSG handball that was no different from the Miley one.

Second half is going to be mental viewing. C'mon football gods, do us a solid once more. Please. X

#NUFC

YAAAAASSS!

When we turn this around against 12 men it could be our finest hour....

#NUFC

And yet... fuck.

Unbelievable! PSG with an another ludicrous handball decision in their favour.

Justice though! Pope, hero. 🙂

Oh gawd.

It's like you were there...

About twenty plus years ago, I honestly believe someone had this accolade at our workplace. It was terrifying. Anybody who went in that loo gagged and had instant trauma. We dubbed it 'son of Mungo'... I think the lunatic was proud of it.

I mean, I can hear this picture...

I know news arrives a bit later in Eternia, so it's interesting to finally see some details about this film and who is going to be in....

... hold on a f**king moment. Spikor... SPIKOR?!
But not me?

The absolute shame.

C'mon, that was way before. 😝

Shite. Absolutely shite. 😒

No football gods... I did not mean a goal for f**king Forest.

Alternating between the Newcastle and Brentford games & getting little joy from either. Not long left either. Chelsea winning has meant that neither is ending the day in 4th but a goal would be nice. Please. 🫣

Two triple captain chips on Haaland... against promoted sides...
9 points.

Tempted to haul him out of the side full stop, mainly from spite. But who to actually put in?

Ugh. FML.

#FPL

On the PS5...

Oh yuss.

Think I've lost somewhere in the region of 4KG since the festive period. Not drinking is wild.

Well, the opposite of wild and definitely less fun had in January, but the effects are palpable. I can see ab definition like when I was running 2-3 times a week in my early 30s.

Swelling ankle, that's all they know. 😬

🎶 Barnes. Barnes will tear you apart, again 🎶

#NUFC

And a Gordon goal in open play to boot.

Glorious. Absolutely comfortable and looking resurgent. Tonali, Hall, Joelinton, Barnes, Wissa all having a great game. Elanga sharp too. Miley... 🙂

Almost optimistic for a result in Paris next week. Tempted to cut dry January short for it. 😆

Hoping Bruno isn't injured though.

#NUFC

Bruno really wants to stay on but lets be honest, better to not take the risk. Miley can handle this.

Post aging well. 🙂

Super shite!