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Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com

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Blue Jays postseason sparks controversy among Toronto fashion enthusiasts on social media | CBC News With the Blue Jays playing in the World Series, some Toronto fashion enthusiasts are hanging up their closet-staple Dodgers and Yankees caps in support of their home team. Many say Blue Jays hats are ...

I have found the biggest posers and losers on Earth and they reside in Toronto.

28.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good. When he finally goes broke and drops out let it be with maximum embarrassment. Teach every chud on Reddit that public service is a lot harder than posting and not meant for them.

28.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All those smart ball-knowers talking about β€œwho would want to manage in Baltimore?”

Well there’s a reason we were able to hire so fast.

28.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People aren’t supposed to be aware of PA county execs! Jesus Christ cut it out with the Kornacki shit.

27.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Super Bowl commercial that’s just celebrities saying insulting things about Donald Trump, 1980-Present.

27.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t use toilet paper either when the Guardian is handy.

27.10.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine not taking one second to wonder how many of those 40M are children. Unbelievable.

27.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their support of the actions is evidenced by their doing the actions. Not interested in their words.

27.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literal NIMBYism

27.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s traditional among the ancient Dorkus Malorkus Peoples.

26.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That screenshot about New York… how much parental assistance do we think the poster had since college?

26.10.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In casual conversation today it came up that my 23 year old shipmate never heard of Garth Brooks.

When people in their 20’s post that Taylor Swift is the GOAT songwriter… they literally know zero other songwriters.

26.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whole Lotta Guac?

26.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not Nazi-like, it’s Nazi.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

25.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All your Kirks, gone.

24.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of Dave Tedder. Down a dog in his memory.

25.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A good prank would be to cut a diamond engagement ring in this shape and make sure that Taylor Swift knows you received it.

25.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is much more true than not. We had about 70 years where many office holders were drafted and their service was one chapter in a long biography.

The post-9/11 world isn’t the same deal.

25.10.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would like to hear Gay Chicken explained from a mic on a stage please and thank you.

24.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTattoos are a way for white people to appropriate colored skin without…”

New world record for speedblocking on this app Jesus Christ.

24.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a chef is standing in a kitchen with pots and pans hanging from the ceiling and says `` yes , chef ! '' ALT: a chef is standing in a kitchen with pots and pans hanging from the ceiling and says `` yes , chef ! ''

Janet Mills probably hiring though.

24.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Platner reshuffles campaign and sends out NDAs as he struggles to get ahead of controversies The Maine Senate candidate is bringing on a new campaign manager, among other changes.

When you’re offering staff $15k to sign NDA’s and they quit instead you are coooookked.

24.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The council of shitposting elders will not look kindly on your takes. You risk being banished to Threads.

24.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Find the friends he was with when he got it and check their ink.

Should put this to bed forever.

24.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That β€œmost people are unaware” is kinda the point. If he’d wanted a swastika he’d have got that. And also got kicked out of the service within a week.

Are you dumb or just playing dumb?

24.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, divorce, drunk driving, drug abuse… all the garden variety PTSD stuff vets deal with… I’m sure there’s more dirt there than the deserts of Egypt.

24.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about the Advocate story yesterday is: it seems this guy really REALLY likes playing and talking about Gay Chicken. Like, he’s an aficionado of it. I would like to hear his full explanation of his relationship with Gay Chicken answered from a debate stage.

24.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get over yourself.

24.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fat Albert-ass cast of characters

24.10.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree. He wants to go live at Mar a Lago and leave the next president with nothing.

23.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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