Ivan Hernandez

i'm pluribus-pilled, i'm concept-maxxing

pluribus!!!!! love a full concept exploration sci-fi melded with a creator's pure admiration for one actor enough to give them every possible thing you can do on screen

City of Sickos

knew he was going to win when I saw Hot Girls for Zohran fetish art

A photograph of a very large limestone stalagmite which has somehow grown as an anatomically correct human breast. I must emphasize this is a 100% natural formation, though there are likely large quantities of silica involved, the matrix is very different I assure you. It is, after all, *stone*.

You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.

Fried chicken on a rack

Greek pasta salad

Nilla Wafers on a rack

Big ass bowl of banana pudding

Yesterday in cooking: gluten free pickle-brined fried chicken, Greek pasta salad, gluten free nilla wafers, magnolia bakery banana pudding

i should not know this much about stephen king bullshit! i should not know about the turtle god!!

Gotta be honest - it was absolutely impossible not to laugh. My face hurt by the end of this.

most neurodivergent sensitivity to physical environment opinion is that video game main characters should not have audible footsteps especially the "wearing a big suit of armor CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK" effect

so happy to watch a terrible television show that is not involved in a continuity i am far too invested in

Tomato quinoa, miso bbq cabbage, slow roast salmon, garlic butter (gluten free) panko topping

tonight in cooking: Tomato quinoa, miso bbq cabbage, slow roast salmon, garlic butter (gluten free) panko topping

while i was lukewarm on the ending of peacemaker i had a great deal of fun explaining uncle sam and the freedom fighters to red

Cheesesteak liberty bell

finally getting into Silksong and in light of being old and having played a thousand metroidvanias i installed a teleport to last death location mod and it has improved my enjoyment significantly

this is our cracker barrel moment

they're looking for the supercut

Canon change canon change canon change!!

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

extremely needed you to watch this for context on nicknames for the next year

I am offended by the use of the word "slop" to denote poorly-made AI content when, as someone who eats out of a trough, high-nutrient slop is essential to my diet.

Brother I don’t even fuck with metal gear that shit is for masochists

We used to have a proper television industry with upwards of 26 episodes a season and now look

It’s subtext!!!

I thought my tone was clear!!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

while they lack the oddball charm of the original cgi monstrosities which accurately portrayed the grotesquerie of morphing, these are very slick and will doubtless awaken a new generation of furries (also there's a comparative media essay to write about the similarities of animorphs and evangelion)

We’re just having a good time in the jungle with an alien

As a simple space bug

The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Ep up now, recording e7 today