Sascrotch

You’re Francis Ford Coppola, this is your first major film & your career & everything you have is riding on it, you have an absolute legend signed on for a starring role, and they tell you on day 1 “hi, yes I’ll be doing the entire film on a unicycle, no I won’t explain”

I think the bar was set so low for Solo because of all the production horror stories that it actually helped it & no one went in expecting Shakespeare with laser guns so they had a good time

You guys recorded way too early I didn't have enough time to think of a question when really all I want to do is comment

when someone you usually agree with has the worst take you've seen all day

This is exactly the thought I had, trying to think of a way to articulate it. If you hate yourself & lie to yourself about who you are, it's impossible to be funny. Peak comedy ends up being a bullying, punching-down kind of thing that will make your fellow self-hating dorks laugh, though

Few things will help convert a blue state Trumper more than moving to a red state & seeing what it’s actually like to live in one of those states without all the benefits they depend on

My son called the Love to the house on his first rush

Sucking the dick of anyone that would pay for this: taking the jobs no one else wants to do, proper AI application IMO

Cinnabonazis

What are the odds they just arrest him (Mamdani)

Sick arrangement, get to enjoy retirement & pop in to coach a bowl game every once in a great while on an interim basis

Hope they thank whatever demon they pray to that they ended up arrested and in jail, that was the least painful outcome of their plan

lmao please explain yourself to me, a rando, so I know whether to block you, thank you for your attention to this matter

just for the record, seditious and punishable by death behavior is veterans reminding other soldiers not do to anything illegal

If he goes the “get rid of this meddlesome priest” route on Truth Social & a psycho does the job, he doesn’t have to issue an illegal order

Democrat in office: Thanksgiving from Whole Foods

Trump in office: Canned Turkey Meat from Dollar General

Thanksgiving Dinner Cost Analysis: Moderate Decline Thanksgiving dinner costs fall 5% to $55.18, but farmers face high input costs and weather challenges. See what’s driving price changes in the 2025 AFBF survey.

www.fb.org/market-intel...

"Volunteer shoppers...."

A gas can and a match

Keith Olbermann's bat signal

The struggle to get my 12 year old midwestern kid to not leave the house on a rainy 40 degree day wearing slides

weird bovine knowledge flex but ok

Go nuts on all his athletic sliders, EA, but the man had cinder blocks for hands

90 CTH

I'll never slander mac & cheese, it's just that Thanksgiving already is my year's quota on yellow, orange & beige food & to add another one...a person has limits, is all I'm saying

"Not sure how to help, perhaps staring and being anxious will suffice"

if adults want to wear glitter & dance in unison while forming geometric shapes with people, god bless

it goes left with the cradle-robbing relationship, I think

Thank you for being an ally

Didn't think it was possible, probably because I'm too online, but I have become more convinced that a huge number of people in the election showed up to vote & the only recent footage they'd seen of Trump was either from 2015 when he was snappy calling people's wives ugly, or AI.

"We went here ________"

OMG WHERE DID THEY GO

"MORE TARTAR SAUCE" *jack off dance*

folks it's this guy's world & we're just living in it