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Felix the Bat

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Songwriter & Painter from Portland. πŸ¦ˆπŸ‹πŸ¬ felixhatfield.com

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It was boring anyway until you showed up

01.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But now she has 175 million dollars worth of private jets so problem solved.

01.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6805    πŸ” 2418    πŸ’¬ 379    πŸ“Œ 84

Evil

01.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many deaths is she so casually cool with her cars causing? Justice for Kit Kat 🧑

01.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Society will accept a death caused by a robotaxi, Waymo co-CEO says "We don't say 'whether.' We say 'when,'" the executive said.

Society will accept a death caused by a robotaxi, Waymo co-CEO says
'We know it's not perfection,' Tekedra Mawakana said at TechCrunch Disrupt

29.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you care …Resign

01.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about Johnson not swearing in Grijalva is that’s it a test for 2026.

If you think they will accept an outcome they don’t like, they will just Grijalva it.

So what’s the plan when the GOP says β€œwe ain’t leaving, fuck you, make us.”

Because that IS what they are going to say.

01.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8986    πŸ” 2968    πŸ’¬ 465    πŸ“Œ 182

Paxlovid from Pfizer costs $15 to make and now retails for $1500.

Insane

01.11.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15191    πŸ” 5416    πŸ’¬ 1085    πŸ“Œ 304
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DAMN

31.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5525    πŸ” 1608    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 54

If disappointment was a person

31.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Russel Vought is the single most dangerous man in the US. He is the chief architect of Project 2025 and is the one writing the Executive Orders and the puppet master of Donald Trump.

25.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have voted this guy in as President of Earth

25.10.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1008    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 49

AIPAC Says what?

25.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

25.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 44071    πŸ” 15363    πŸ’¬ 1708    πŸ“Œ 715
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The tyrant tears the People's house down to raise a hall of mirrors. This is not a remodel, it’s an assault. The unmasking of a king. Our country is asleep while the echo of a republic bleeds out beneath the ballroom floor. These images should enrage every patriotic American.

21.10.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1844    πŸ” 825    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 39

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

20.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26578    πŸ” 7694    πŸ’¬ 602    πŸ“Œ 263
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Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called β€œkids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.

20.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20405    πŸ” 7292    πŸ’¬ 1263    πŸ“Œ 462

Got buried in the news this weekend, but President Jesus said the F word on CNN at like 2pm in the afternoon. The next day he posted a poop-filled scat video, but tell Me more about the dignity of the office of the presidency.

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Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

Please notify President Trump and Vice-President Vance immediately. Isn’t this a mandatory one-year jail sentenceβ€”or is this a kind of flag desecration they have no problem with?

15.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1132    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 20

We also know that you’re a performative two-faced clown. It’s painfully obvious, please if you care, resign..

15.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jennifer Welch pegged you to the wall and exposed you as a two-faced fraud. If you’re 800,000 from AIPAC is β€œminuscule”why take it at all? Also, you voted for Kushner. Gtfoh.

15.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Frauderman

15.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kiera Knightly saying she "was not aware" of that woman's campaign against trans rights, saying "I'm very sorry" and laughing and then giving some "I'm sure we can all get along and respect either other" response is peak entitled prick. She can absolutely get fucked.

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NEW: Adrian Fontes has CERTIFIED the results of the AZ-07 election of Adelita Grijalva. Mike Johnson is OUT of EXCUSES and should swear her in.

14.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 26723    πŸ” 7368    πŸ’¬ 519    πŸ“Œ 217

I don’t believe a single thing that comes out of your mouth. Watching you deflect in the interview with Jennifer was so telling. You’re fake.

15.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DEVELOPING: Convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and financial fraudster calls for the imprisonment of Chicago’s mayor and Illinois’ governor because they will not help him turn their home into a war zone.

08.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7641    πŸ” 2407    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 85
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I said what I said: Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity.

05.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 18302    πŸ” 4268    πŸ’¬ 680    πŸ“Œ 271

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