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Hated that they made up a fake dead son for the movie. A dude determined to live because he's so pissed off his buddy took his gun is a way cooler story.

06.11.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God forbid a minivan have a hobby

30.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fayetteville WV?

26.09.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The greatest country guitarist who was forced to play metal

21.08.2025 17:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His songs are written in 1.24

13.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you think about it, the catfish mustache is the opposite of the Hitler mustache. That's how not Hitler he is.

21.05.2025 16:01 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fuel is spelled wrong

03.05.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My bar full of Blue Jackets fans cheered because we were afraid overtime would preempt the stadium game

02.03.2025 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I heard it for the first time I paused midsentence to call the bartender over and have her check the restaurant's Spotify so that I could find out the name of the man that did this.

01.02.2025 04:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you ever get out to Milwaukee, Pabst of all places makes the most delicious Worcester sauce I've ever tasted

29.10.2024 23:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shouldn't you be "I'm raising my child"?

19.10.2024 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Bear
"Cousin, get rid of this old spatula"
"No, I happen to like this fucking spatula."
"Why are you being such an asshole about the spatula?"
"It was your dead brother's spatula"
"Oh."

28.05.2024 22:38 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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