Tyler Harris

I understand the motivation for the asylum stuff in theory, but it’s been proven in polling and sentiment that the pivoting right just isn’t working. Starmer isn’t course correcting for some go damn reason

Lane kiffins brains just leaked out of his ears on live tv sir

Maybe you shouldn’t have done a stupidly expensive needless stadium renovation while also trying to raise money to leave the conference you fucking idiots

Translation: we don’t have the money and need six weeks to try and get it

its not a real protest. There’s no theory of change being any of this besides saying “this thing is bad” for one day and then going back and partaking in the system again

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I think most voters are selfish little piggies with no inner life

They honestly might be right

I’m also willing to blame Harris for not throwing these people under the bus the moment she got enough delegates. Would’ve been a great way to publicly back her and try to be a change candidate.

SWIFT: I don’t give a shit. Fine. Do it. Who even gives a shit about the goddamn Kardashians anyway?

KELCE: Well sir, that’s, uh, part of the problem. It’s—actually, it’s a little funny, kind of, er, complicated—

SWIFT: Spit it out, Christ.

NIXON: You know, I can’t take the lack of respect I get from this Charli xcx person. to be quite honest, she’s a cokehead. A real addict. Why should we acknowledge what she has to say? It’s upsetting, what some of the youngsters say about each other these days.
HADELMAN: *Unintelligible*

Does anyone know if the Noles wr is ok

They probably would’ve had to call the game tbh, no way they restore order to that stadium

Inflation means it’s gonna cost $5 by Christmas, you’re getting a good deal.

Then Colbert will just be taken off the air

I think most Americans are lazy and selfish and will die in a corner without bread or circuses

“Speak up” “push back” yeah no one’s gonna do shit

They should have done this first as a barometer test

Harris is going to be the democratic nominee again, and nothing will be learned whatsoever, sir.

Republicans do not engage in good faith debate anymore. Have you even paid attention to the past decade of American politics.

Trying not to think about the existential gaping void that 2023 was the only shot we’re ever gonna get and we choked it

He went full goldberg

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Utah vs. Miami natty with those pass rushes competing against each other

This is a kinda rough stretch. Also have to account for the annual “Mario shits his pants in front of millions” game.

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HE NAILED IT

She’s gonna be typecast for another few years, never be able to shake it, and then fade into irrelevancy.

The next few qb classes look so bleak

He’s so ass

It really should have been Kiffin. If there’s a fall off it would at least be funny

What Kalen deboer is gonna get in three hours if he doesn’t lock in