Jeff Cytosine

I am now proficient at Vim! (it now only takes 2x as long as a mouse-based text editor)

We need a way to make rage-bait illegal. This will save journalism

Actually pretty excited for #ASHG this year! Hopefully I can dodge the imposter-syndrome it brings me whenever I go

I see no evidence of wrongdoing

I've started to work in just 20 minutes of paper-reading a day and it's both helped me learn how to read papers faster and rekindled my interest in science. Highly recommended!

Check out the Saturday Light Brigade at 11:05 to hear me sing some barbershop harmonies to promote our showcase tomorrow at The Cellar at the Pittsburgh Winery!

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Drats now I have to hand in my Real One permit 😔

Also real ones know that on the weekend this stretch is basically already gridlock! There's so many pedestrians that driving through there can take a while. And that's a good thing!

Transit Talk: YOMPA (Yes On My Penn Avenue) - Pittsburgh City Paper | News, Dining, Music, Best Of, Arts, Film The lawsuit halting work on the Penn Ave. bike lane extension seems based on misconceptions.

I rarely walk along Penn at The Strip without muttering something to myself about wishing there were fewer cars there.

I hope the injunction gets lifted and the bike lanes can be put in.
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Very interesting work and well written manuscript! I think I have to go look at some of my n's...

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Man it's crazy the Phillies haven't played for like a week

September used to be so far away!

I once again understand my most complicated piece of code. Time to debug and completely forget how this works for 3 months.

I smell more home runs

I accidentally left some rice out overnight and the internet has made me scared of rice bacteria, so FRIED RICE TIME

🚫Deacetylases and methyltransferases DNI 🚫

I am enjoying the Hank Green app where a bean lives in your phone. I named mine Archibenes

It's always good to have some perspective

Good license plate I saw today: SLODAHN

This will be a great way to celebrate national Talk Like a Pirate Day

Incredible play by Trevor Story last night. Easy jump throw no-hopper!

I'm trying to make a basic event flyer from scratch and now understand that graphic designers are art wizards

Shout out to the woman on a Jet-ski doing drive by complements on the Allegheny

I still can't get over that super bowl score bug.

If you wanna end war and stuff you gotta sing with feelin'

August Burns Red October is big brain design. I hope they don't get sued for the pokemon ones though!

I wish the MLB had broadcasting like the LLWS. Why can't I know Kyle Schwarber's favorite Gatorade flavor?

Working on remote servers: 🤗
Doing the first time set-up: 😡😡😡😡