I often call my dog (the eponymous Annie) HAM ANNEWICH when she is in chaos mode
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My GSD is the same. A wheelbarrow on the sidewalk? MUST YELL! A statue? YELL! Fireworks? Airshow? Time to nap
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In this case, I would say it is acceptable and highly encouraged to be a hater
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Mine’s a bit longer than the photo, so I get it trimmed about three times a year. I have real thick wavy hair so I basically just wash it once a week, don’t brush it, and let it go.
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I regret to inform you the upkeep is actually very easy. Source: I have a similar cut and am lazy as heck when it comes to hair
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Annie/Shelly yell showdown!
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Heck yes Poppy! She was just holding out for her DREAM LIFE
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