Morgan Giles

I was just getting over the last time a total stranger was unspeakably rude to me in front of my child, two weeks ago. big thank you to the lady on the 3:05 to Nottingham today for bringing back that seething feeling

grateful that my haters are unmotivated 🙏

I would never, but every time I sign a new contract I do think about how fun it might be to "introduce material of an objectionable or libelous character not present in the original work."

all part of the plan

highly tempted to become the foremost translator of Japanese CIA-related paranoiac novels

悲し過ぎて何もできない。この週末、友だちがアナフィラキシーで亡くなった。私も以前にアナフィラキシーの経験があって、よく分かる。彼女の最後の瞬間はその恐怖だけだったという考えには耐えられない。

everybody knows that our cities were built to be destroyed

holy shit. how quick can I get on a plane

夏バテ。今日のロンドンは30℃。ざるそばにカニカマときゅうりと青紫蘇、アーメン。

it's a joy! but also it did sap my brain to the point where I even forgot how long to cook rice, so maybe you have a point. I hope you get the sugar you so richly deserve

Writers! Note that AI translation (under the guise of "global access") is being seen/used as the weak point to get AI into publishing (possible bc Eng lang publishing is weak on translation). Stand with translators & for more human translation, fairly paid!

this but beer and a biryani i *didn't* fuck up cooking

remembering when I caught a guy trying to steal my phone and he claimed he just wanted one of my cigarettes, as if that were more normal

merry internet eve (a man is coming to give me internet tomorrow)

that's the one. loved talking about that one with people right after it came out. good litmus test for if you had a normal mother or not

Oh, you're on the new season! Unfortunate time for me to have no TV or internet access at home

could describe this as the Wario of the Japanese egg salad sandwich.
❌️ brown bread
⁉️ only a "dollop" of mayo?
‼️ fucking watercress???

oh man if it's the one I'm guessing, you did right

egg salad sandwich from 7/11 could fix me rn

hmmm. do they need it preshredded by a two year old?

to rid myself of all this stupid bubble wrap from moving it will take 3 months' worth of fortnightly bin collections, begging a friend with a car to take it to the recycling center, or five 80 minute roundtrip bus journeys with huge bags. on the verge of cracking and understanding binmenism

you NEED it! 😭 I only got to come in a couple times but it was the best

I have a toddler and I'm lazy, even going to the supermarket feels like an expedition lol

I'm in Walthamstow and I'm moving literally one street over 😂

could not be more psychologically unprepared to move tomorrow if I tried! before I moved to Japan I cried every day for a month but this time I think I might have the crying scheduled for after the move. if I can find the time

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past AIM Display Names

can't be the only one whose experience of the first line of Bruce Springsteen's "Hungry Heart" has been ruined by a million Biden impressions

yes! do you still have the same phone number?

Outlook not so good

whirligig (eastern kentucky)