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Literally how did no one already have this username lol

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We still don’t know everything about the long-term effects of being in close proximity to Andrew Sullivan but certain clues are beginning to emerge.

22.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we should consider the (obviously extremely remote) possibility that the Obamas are not the arbiters of political possibility in the United States

16.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CAP is a joke at best, but in all actuality a complete racket and safe space for perophiles

14.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never watched keeping up with the kardashians but would absolutely pay money to watch the poor tutor tasked with teaching this half sentient balloon to read

12.11.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a concentration camp

12.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLook at my hair. You see how disheveled it is? That’s because I don’t waste time on frivolous things. I get right down to the business of losing to Trump. I’ve been at this for nearly a decade.”

10.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck you you piece of shit bitch

10.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

10.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11360    πŸ” 2489    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 106

you are such a fucking loser

10.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Waymo Money, Waymo Problems Robots take to the roadsβ€”and clog the sidewalks.

what so many of the tech bros have in common is the ability to correctly identify a problem (our streets are far too car-centric) and then offer exactly the wrong solution (β€œautonomous” vehicles and rude delivery bots) nyra.nyc/articles/way...

08.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

07.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3934    πŸ” 1282    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 21

sandwiches are speech too, friend

06.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is about ross douthat

06.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.

05.11.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2504    πŸ” 570    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck you cuomo loser bitch

05.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we wanted knight rider we got pedo hitler in car form

02.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mom Says Tesla's New Built-In AI Asked Her 12-Year-Old Something Deeply Inappropriate Grok, now integrated into newer Tesla vehicles, is continuing to be the edgiest mainstream AI chatbot around.

β€œmy car won’t stop asking my child for nudes” ok what the fuck let me off the ride i’m gonna hurl futurism.com/artificial-i...

02.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

adults who type β€œf**k” instead of β€œfuck”…how do you live with yourselves?

02.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Racist Influencers Using OpenAI's Sora to Make it Look Like Poor People Are Selling Food Stamps for Cash Folks looking for evidence of SNAP recipients as welfare queens have no shortage of AI generated schlock to use as justification.

Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a β€œmisuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.

02.11.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3614    πŸ” 1385    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 102

we should be bullying these people into hiding. we simply cannot allow these botoxed freaks to trample on us like this.

01.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you insist on playing the role of useful idiot, you can’t get mad that that’s what people think of you

31.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see a lot of "ICE is doing this to even CITIZENS!!" responses, and… who cares if it's citizens. Who cares if it's people undocumented or here The Wrong Way. The lustful violence is incommensurate with any possible justification no matter the targets. They are evil. Fundamentally, biblically evil.

30.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 826    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 14

America is a fun place where one candidate can promise free transportation and another can promise to stop sexually harassing his staffers and it’ll be a genuinely tight race.

29.10.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My family volunteers at our local foodbank & it’s fucking FUN. A huge β€œsecret” about volunteering is that it’s extremely fun & you meet AMAZING ppl. My wife & I met volunteering 21 yrs ago & what started as horny courtship is now a marriage entering its 3rd decade. So BE SELFISH & volunteer!❀️

27.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

just a reminder that the US has more than enough money to not only feed but house every person who needs this help but simply chooses not to

27.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rebooting β€œfear factor” with johnny knoxville as the host clearly the democrats’ latest ploy to produce a lab-grown β€œjoe rogan of the left.” game recognize game.

26.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine the prompts though. imagine the prompts! lol

26.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i mean what better motivation is there to get out there and vote than making bill maher eat shit?

26.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdani about to win by heretofore unheard of margins

26.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m walking through a college campus listening to pop punk what do you expect but takes like this?

25.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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