@mattmccall.bsky.social
don’t be cringe, don’t be cringe, don’t be cringe 📍 The Grand Duchy (formerly: 📍 Seattle)
Has anyone tried this yet:
You Don’t Mess With The Zohran
AOC should announce her primary campaign tomorrow. Or at Mamdani’s victory party.
04.11.2025 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This was the person Obama finally got off the sidelines and campaigned for, btw
03.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I found the same list you did (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...), it has 62 metros. Here are a few possible splits with 31 each, no country splits. The last one is the only coherent one oriented north/south. I think the two E/W ones are better.
02.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0E/W makes more sense to me.
02.11.2025 21:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Next shithead up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._J._D...
02.11.2025 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My teams scored a combined 10 points against Kentucky and Oregon State
Rancid
02.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s possible that 3 of WSU’s 4 losses will have been to playoff teams (UVA, UNT, Ole Miss)
01.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All I Want for Christmas Is You Mariah Carey
No Thanksgiving in Luxembourg, soooo….
31.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rubber Band Man Mumford & Sons & Hozier • Prizefighter • October 24, 2025
I’m going to just assume this is a T.I. cover and move on.
30.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pop Base @popbase.tv • 7m Dictionary.com names '67' as the 2025 Word of the Year. amy brown @amybrown.xyz • 9m Bluesky Elder the median voter has been declared legally braindead
29.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Checking back on this #Melissa
28.10.2025 11:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ohtani’s last 10 plate appearances:
1B, 2B, HR, 2B, HR, IBB, IBB, IBB, IBB, BB
1.000 / 2.600 / 3.600 slash line
Anyways off to work (maybe)
28.10.2025 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there
28.10.2025 06:32 — 👍 5998 🔁 587 💬 74 📌 40Freddie fuckin’ Freeman
28.10.2025 06:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
TODAY'S AT BATS 1st: Ohtani hit a ground rule double. 3rd: Ohtani homered to right (389 feet). 5th: Ohtani doubled to left, E. Hernández scored. 7th: Ohtani homered to left center (401 feet). 9th: Ohtani intentionally walked. 11th: Ohtani intentionally walked. 13th: Ohtani intentionally walked. 15th: Ohtani intentionally walked.
28.10.2025 05:53 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Wait, the damn game is still on?
28.10.2025 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 019 (1-19)
26.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love the behind-the-scenes at the ACC Command Center during Georgia Tech-Syracuse
25.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dairy Queen @DairyQueen Today is #NationallceCreamDay! How will you celebrate at DQ? (Hint: there's no wrong answer 😉) #Cupfection 0% #CakeShake 0% #DippedCone 0% #BLIZZARDTreat 0% 0 votes • Final results 🗯️ 41 🔁 37 🩶 103 ↗️ Promoted
#TwitterMemories
25.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rece Davis just brought up UCLA as a dark-horse playoff contender.
25.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only paragraph you need to know from this story:
24.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Colosseum
Pasta at Roma Sparita
St. Peter’s Basilica
St. Peter’s Square
Being in Rome during the ALCS take the sting off things just a bit, I must admit.
21.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Giant meteor it is then
21.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No idea who to root for in the World Series. Probably the Jays so that fuck Clayton Kershaw doesn’t get a ring. But then Ohtani would be sad.
21.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The two most heartbreaking losses in 21st-century sports have been by Seattle teams. Just why.
21.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dan Wilson has made the Grady Little speedrun in Year 1. Hope he doesn’t get a Year 2.
21.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to die
21.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Game 7 mood: Experiencing PTSD (pre-traumatic stress disorder).
20.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
