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Howard Anstock

@howardjokes.bsky.social

Stand up comedian, AuDHD, πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, formerly homeless.

20 Followers  |  46 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 22.01.2025  |  1.8556

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Nice to see King Charles putting some distance between himself and all this nasty pedo stuff, by hanging out with the Catholic Church πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

#kingcharles #Vatican

23.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have spent a life tactically voting (nearly always Labour) to try counteract the right-wing - never again will I lend them my vote. Starmer is diabolical.

Have joined the Green party πŸ’š

20.10.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear @chesneyhawkes.bsky.social

01.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MORTAL KOMBAT!! #Melania

18.09.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Home Alone 2 (yes in September) and after Kevin gives Mr Duncan $20 (as a donation for poor kids) Duncan then offers Kevin to take a useless ornament off the tree "for free"...whilst still holding onto the $20.

Anyhoo, that's how we ended up with wealthy celebrities on charity appealsπŸŽ„

13.09.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are killing the economy as nobody has anything left to be squeezed!!! The richest 50 families having more wealth than the poorest 52% is disgraceful.

Tax wealth not work.

30.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Britain privatised itself into failure Britain outsourced its state – now private firms profit while public services crumble. In Failed State, Sam Freedman explains what went wrong

How Britain privatised itself into failure

Britain outsourced its state – now private firms profit while public services crumble

yorkshirebylines.co.uk/politics/the...

27.07.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2215    πŸ” 919    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 108
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Looking forward to being back in #Winsford for Kev's comedy club tonight.

28.03.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Farage is probably another Russian Asset, he loves Putin that much, it wouldn't be a surprise.

12.03.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!!...I once drowned it out by playing the Spice Girls loudly πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

08.02.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This really amused me lol

08.02.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saved me emptying the shed looking for it, thankyou.

08.02.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I suspect he smells strongly of......

07.02.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ofcom, stop GB News broadcasting hate *CW: Homophobia, hate speech GB News is no stranger to spouting hatred and toxic lies. They take pride in it, and pretend the rules don’t matter. But they do. And they must be enforced. On 22 January,...

On 22 January, GB News presenter Josh Howie repeated a homophobic slur linking the LGBTQ+ community to paedophilia. This is offensive, wrong and unlawful. Join me and @GoodLawProject to file a complaint to Ofcom :point_down: action.goodlawproject.org/ofcom-stop-g...

07.02.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Took my cat to the vet, as he has not been able to open an eye for 2 days.Had tests/ examination and then,whilst being held,his eye "healed"
The Vet said "He was just faking it,so you would fuss him more"
Rang my insurance, turns out being f**king gaslit by your cat is not covered!! #cats

07.02.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀭

03.02.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, as a gay man, who pays his taxes and abides by the law, why should I be expected to accept less rights, freedoms and democracy than straight folk!?

03.02.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Musk is definitely a Russian agent. Idolises Putin, lived in Russia (not much is known about what he did there and here he is with his hands in the US till.

02.02.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Miriam Margolyes as Pat Butcher.

02.02.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gave in, bought #callofduty and still have some skills πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ (it didnt last, I was utterly rinsed next round πŸ˜’)

02.02.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy is a rat.
The title "Right Honourable" suits very few of the 650 shysters in the HoC.

02.02.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

52% of Gen Z support the idea of a dictatorship and feel women's rights have gone far enough...it has all got very depressing quite quickly!!

01.02.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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