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Yes, very level-headed, pondering responding to a hand gesture with a deliberate car crash.

Threatening to shoot someone because…they were staring. At the dumpster you specifically bought for attention. 🤔 I mean, buy a Honda next time.

Hilarious that the vandals couldn’t quite draw the symbol.

The person auditing my bank account cannot be a person whose business is paid from my bank account and who has enemies amongst the people I do business with. People lack any concept of ethics apparently.

Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’

Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.

Hearing nonsense that Ds are threatening a shutdown. False. Entire matter is in GOP hands. What's happening is that Rs are coming hat in hand to Ds for help because they can't agree among themselves. Ds shld have a simple demand. No help until the criminal conduct stops.

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SORRY I COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER THIS ON REPEAT

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Claiming you NEED H-1B visas to obtain qualified workers but then shutting down the Dept of Education makes me think the appeal of H-1B workers isn’t their education…💵⬅️🐇

If making America great again requires you to pay more for everything, lose your retirement savings, work more for less pay, be unable to afford health insurance, become an indentured servant to the oligarchs, maybe you were better off with the no so great version.

I picked the wrong year to both give up alcohol and start watching Dark.

Half of my brain is obsessed with what to do/how to react to the coup, and the other half just wants to know if we’ll ever find out why everyone on #Severance is driving 30-year-old cars, including people like Mrs. Cobel who was the head of an entire division and should have herself a nice Audi.

HELLO SHARKS MY IDEA IS A MECHANISM THAT STOPS UNQUALIFIED QUISLINGS FROM DESTROYING THE US GOVT

A second plane has gone down in 3 days. Seems like things were safer when DEI was still in place.

“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King

Christmas decorations down ☁️

A screenshot of an X-Tool engraver ad featuring an image of two champagne flutes with the words “Mr & Mrs” engraved on them in wine mom font

A screen shot of the sales listing for an X-Tool engraver showing the current price of $3699

$3700 laser engraver so you can “personalize” your glassware with tacky wine mom script and trite verbiage.

NO WONDER everyone’s outsourcing the creativity to AI.

Raccoons do in fact leave trash where I live. And poo. And create trash out of perfectly good patio furniture, but that’s cool, I’ll be the evolved species 😆

An animal died under our house, so 2025 continues to be a real one

What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.

Pretty much the entire time in Toussaint in the Witcher 3

Well this is just so many kinds of impossible.

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

I mean, we keep saying this but given recent results, I’m coming to the conclusion that land DOES vote. We sure as hell aren’t getting results consistent with the second map.

I don't care what TIME says.

MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris.

TIME got it wrong.

So did America.

My horse got a little spooked in that encounter…I can do better

“A tip”…for fucks sake. I did not think anyone would turn rat for the paltry reward put up by NYPD and FBI (60k total last I heard), especially considering the wealth of the CEO. I thought they’d have to sweeten the deal for someone to volunteer to be Internet’s Most Hated.

I avoid the Lego rabbit hole due to time constraints but I’d have to buy this. 🍍🦆🥚

Why do all hotel TVs have motion smoothing on and why can’t I ever access the menu item to disable it?

Never not on repeat