Figure skater Ilia Malinin

This is Link’s brother… Rink

That may or may not be true, but what IS true is that old men such as myself will report feeling detached from youth, and this information offers a quasi plausible explanation for any behavior youth exhibits that I don't understand.

So I can't identify utility, but I do see a cognito-hazard.

- so seems like maybe we're conflating "shit that's new and bad" with "shit that's somehow spoiled the children."

Like is the deal that I'm supposed to feel vaguely responsible for "fixing" the children but not for helping my peers?

I don't get it.

Some kind of thing with "phone bad" - I mean like, I agree!

I avoided smartphones for years because I felt like I'd become dependent on them, and then I caved, and now I am; it's been horrid all around.

Seems like it'd be bad to give those to kids, but like I can't even stop myself from using one-

The 'generational divide' discourse has always kind of bothered me because I'm just never sure what anyone is supposed to -do- with this one way or another.

EG, how is "these young adults are fash" different from "people are fash?"

Does this suggest some alternate method of dealing with the fash?

To use a modern frame, is the problem of AI chatbots better mitigated by taking a hammer to a server room, or by taking a hammer to Musk's face?

In strange aeons even gods may poop.

Hot damn this shit is bleak as fuck.

would meme with someone speaking on the mic while people fight around then STILL NEVER VOTING FOR GAVIN NEWSOM

i made something for this

Here's a frame I've found helpful:
Diagnosis of a neurodivergent condition isn't a system for classifying people it's a system for classifying stressors.

The checklist is a list of "shit we're going to try to find this person tools to deal with," not a list of inherent properties they possess.

Is this even the first time he's done this?

Am I just having deja vu here?

I could've sworn there was a similar "staffer mistake" involving some questionable Michelle Obama meme a while back.

Are you the original source of this masterpiece?

if you're ever bored just post "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" and the weirdest freaks online will collect in your mentions to hysterically defend the honor of Dollar Tree Ronald Reagan

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bastardofficial died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation jumpingjacktrash issekai-yay, motherfucker

Bradburry tho, you cannot tell me my man Ray was not a master craftsman.

But as much as I loved that shit as a kid who didn't know any better, largely I agree with this, any view that puts like Heinlein or Asimov as top tier novelists is fuckin' bleak.

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

Oh buddy I have you COVERED.

How you want to do this should I start giving you coursework or do you want like a bat signal you can point at the sky or something, and I'll come be aggressively awkward until they leave?

Fuck yes give me more of this shit I missed it so much.

Give me that Khive shit right in MY VEINS let's relive all our greatest online battles amazing yes.

YESS.

Whip me and call me a Bernie Bro mommy please please it hurts so goooood

i was initially drawn to their "strong floor, no ceiling" message because it describes my current living situation - sleeping in a parking lot of an abandoned k-mart - but as i dug deeper, it helped me realize the reason i can't afford to have a fleet of sex crimes yachts is i'm being taxed so much.

Dick Spencer getting his shit rocked: "From Each According To Their Ability, To Each According To His Need."

We should let Schumer cook though right guys?

Right?

If there's one thing we all loved universally online it was the KHive. Definitely widely renowned as a group of very hip, chill people that were fun to talk to and had super positive vibes.

White letters on side of yellow building read: ass world

Picked up a shift at—

He looks like someone whose mum has come to pick him up from school because he shat his pants in PE

Make the assholes do it, make them fall on their swords to cover for their kiddie fucker boss, and then you get to call every last one of them kiddie fuckers from now until doomsday, and be completely justified!

It's not playing dirty if the other guy is already covered in shit up to his elbows!

If we can't get impeachment proceedings going on this before the midterms the whole goddamn party is just asleep at the wheel.

You don't have to win for god's sake, just making them fight this out on national TV is political jet fuel FFS.

Man we should really just shut the fuck up and start asking how best to use what each of us brings to the table here instead of throwing a fit because the most obstinate person on the Internet is still insufferably obstinate.