Logan 4 dreadd

Like ozempic maybe?

When I was in high school I did the long jump and my nickname was “The Grim Leaper”

another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood

the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated

Some people are saying “arm the animals” but today I saw an Animal Patrol agent wearing a flak jacket so I hope you’re happy.

if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words

Thank you

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

Listen folks, Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 so she's been covering up Epstein's crimes for a loooooong-ass time

I know you're not supposed to pick on things people can't help, but Pam Bondi is dumber than a bag of dog shit on the ground next to a trashcan instead of inside it

W

googled “why is elon musk shaped like that” and all my browser windows crashed

Meth lab is short for method acting labradoodles.

She is truly a piece of filth

cthulhu wouldn't put up with this shit

(Guy who isn’t afraid of heights): “I’m not afraid of heights.”

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

EPA to repeal its own conclusion that greenhouse gases warm the planet and threaten health Known as the endangerment finding, the decision is the legal framework that allows the EPA to regulate emissions. Its reversal could upend many climate change policies.

We really are the stupidest country. We really shouldn’t politicize science. We need a way to ensure that a president can’t just reverse the nation’s course on science

EPA to repeal its own conclusion that greenhouse gases warm the planet and threaten health www.nbcnews.com/science/clim...

Came here to say this

Bluesky users: “Hold my beer”

As well as fragments of his genitalia

Rich people

Do you realize the backwards that says
“murder srumrum traeh yM “?

Is it because she’s my mom?

googling "does my video camera bird feeder work with the department of homeland security" and now my eye has a twitch that won't go away

America died in 2016

lol even trump didn’t watch the kid rock thing

Bad Bunny had a pretty fun half time performance. But I didn’t like that he didn’t have any safety equipment when climbing the telephone pole.

Only the Seahawks jerseys are OSHA approved

Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes