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wow keep this up and youโ€™ll have your own NYTimes podcast in no time!

06.10.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the new republicans: democrats

17.09.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the iPad next to the sink while doing dishes to brain mush pipeline

13.05.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe because AI is trash. Predictions require foresight, imagination and critical thinking. All weaknesses for gen ai.

13.05.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a centrist - i think Luigi should be getting a federal art grant for creative projects

31.03.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

this is absolutely, without question the statement of a Nazi

30.03.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes

19.03.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

instagram is a constant reminder that my worst nightmares are other peopleโ€™s dreams come true

16.03.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 357    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
We're not done yet | 18F

18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want โ€“ yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org

01.03.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18903    ๐Ÿ” 6881    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 698    ๐Ÿ“Œ 448

โ€œBusiness manโ€. Related, my dad bought me a brooks brothers suit when I was 12.

25.02.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They do keep people docile in the face of insanely awful life circumstances. Things will absolutely boil over in multiple directions

14.02.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it ainโ€™t easy being green (or not being a creep)

31.01.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Login โ€ข Instagram Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.

thereโ€™s a guy who runs a muppets fan IG (www.instagram.com/muppethistory) is going off on some dude who โ€œstole his ideaโ€. This is after his sexting scandal and trying to use Kermit memes to cheat on his wife

31.01.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow tag me next time

29.01.2025 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just insane levels of delusion and self important privilege on display. Utter contempt for the working class.

26.01.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Grateful for these two jabronis keeping me grounded while everything is feeling a bit wild in the world.

25.01.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve also learned at apologies are not for the giver, but the receiver. Also that giving an apology does not mean that you will be forgiven.

25.01.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They tryinโ€™

20.01.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she's just so full of shit (complimentary)

19.01.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes the shittiest people make the most beautiful turds

19.01.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RIP David Lynch, you made this place weirder and we were all better for it. ๐Ÿ’”

16.01.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really excited to hear their takes on how to make hollywood more racist. they should include weinstein to be sure they cover all their awful bases.

16.01.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From @ennui365

25.12.2024 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13254    ๐Ÿ” 3521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 498    ๐Ÿ“Œ 273

to be loved is to be known

11.12.2024 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sick ๐Ÿค™ not sick ๐Ÿคฎ

06.12.2024 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ณ

02.12.2024 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Muppets Godfather with Beaker as Vito Corleone

02.12.2024 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
scruffy yellow dog looking like the hardened criminal she is

scruffy yellow dog looking like the hardened criminal she is

Id like to announce that I have pardoned my daughter for the crime of eating food off the counter

02.12.2024 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t wanna hear about that chump

02.12.2024 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
25.11.2024 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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