John M Danskin🐸

Actually, let's let the admiral make this call.

Is Robin handcuffed to a Vespa?

Decimate now means kill almost all of them. It's almost inverted so that kill 90% leaving one in 10, is a closer match to today's meaning, than the original. Very sad, but so many things are very sad nowadays.

From OED:
"Historically, the meaning of the word decimate is ‘kill one in every ten of...’. This sense has been more or less totally superseded by the later, more general sense .... Some traditionalists argue that this is incorrect, but it is clear that it is now part of standard English."

Cool. I vote for the UK option. Do we get a parliamentary democracy as well? They seem to be an improvement. When I go outside will I also find a curry shop? Id really like a curry. Oh, crap, I'm going to wake up any second now. Damn.

If Elon was in space, we'd say that he was involved in a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly. If Elon was underwater, we'd say That Trash was Compacted.

Was only poking fun. Lyles is objectively sweeter and probably more moistening than corn syrup. Corn syrup is objectively cheaper to make. But we all have recipes from what was available locally.

Until they are convicted, to avoid the possibility of defamation claims, news organizations should refer to them as alleged ICE agents. Once they have been convicted, it is safe and proper to refer to them simply as ICE agents.

Going to 7-11 is, deep breath, loved the toutons. Told my wife all about the bread recipe. Discussed approaches to eventually achieving the bread of your childhood. Thinking of making some toutons without the bread. I need to go to Newfoundland!

If you put people with bullshit titles like "Shadow Lord Chancellor" to work making real things like sausage rolls, that would free up people who aren't idiots to learn how to make semiconductors so you can make iPhones.

The computer might be virgin, but has Joe considered where porn comes from?

Who believes that Pete is having the DoD manual rewritten to eliminate the shipwrecked sailors example at this very minute?

I assume British substitute Lyles for corn syrup because you can't get the real thing.

How much did Hegseth lose this year? He's not much of a businessman is he?

The top 0.00004% have more than 4 times as much money as the bottom 50%. Sounds about right. 😬

Just put "successfully robbed a dozen liquor stores before spending 5 years in solitary for demonstrating leadership in a prison riot".

It'll be an improvement on the truth, but nobody will think you are lying. Also, demonstrated leadership skills.

This is exactly how people are going to have to learn about vaccines.

In the giant snowstorm on Carahras, hobbits, known to have big feet, had to struggle through the snow. Legolas meanwhile, floated on top of the snow. He must have had enormous feet. All the elves in LOTR must have had size 24 (US mens size) feet. This changes everything.

A toothpaste tube squeezer. It's complicated with a lot of rollers and rubber bands.

You need one of these, only for your emotions.

And this is why The Empire Strikes Back is a Christmas movie!

None of my skeets are ambiguous, or have typos, until I hit "send" or "reply".

I totally agree, except that I noticed that sometimes I am just into shoes right now, and I might actually buy more shoes, while simultaneously complaining about the stupid useless ineffective ads that obviously aren't going to work.

USA. I am triggered by our governments current verbal and potential physical abuse of Somalis especially in Minnesota. I am being wistful for our past, which was less bad than now, and sarcastic about our present, which is much more bad than then.

In case it isn't obvious, the wishful thinking photos above with MTG, are photoshopped, as MTG wasn't wearing the fancy high top Nikes in that photo. I also think wishfully, but some wishes don't come true.

Phenibut: A Guide to History, Side Effects & Risk of Addiction Phenibut is an anti-anxiety medication prescribed in Russia and sold online. The risk of addiction is low but withdrawals and side effects can occur.

Only a few of the people calling poison control centers after phenibut use went into a coma, so it's probably safe.

americanaddictioncenters.org/phenibut

*Hegseth

Some Mangalores from 5th Element. They are stupid but violent.

Suitable, as Hesgeth is a Mangalore gone bad, in disguise.

My wife (64f) is an artist. Her mom (86f) taught art at the college level from the late Cretaceous, well into the Anthropocene. It drives my wife nuts that her mom wants to critique her daughter's work at openings, rather than say "Wow! Great job!" the way you should for your kid. 🙄

A microtunnelling machine.

A microtunnelling machine might be more useful. Be sure to ask for extra Sriracha so nobody gets suspicious.

Wow, we sold our democracy for a lot more money. Elon spent more than a quarter Billion to elect Trump. You could get a lot more.