PhantasMal

I am kinda jealous of the people who work at this cat cafe

I’m sitting here watching YouTube, ad exec

In what world am I a target demo for fucking Cadillac

I don’t know if I do, actually.

Does “we shouldn’t fuck things up for natural intelligence by trying to make artificial intelligence happen” count?

Does “Curtis Yarvin is a goddamned menace and dumbass who should never show his face in public again” count?

I think the problem is whatever they’re doing to create “pizza” flavor. To me at least it is bad on its own and it clashes with the ranch. But I’m also not super a fan of the Cool Ranch flavor, so 🤷‍♂️. YMMV, but start with a small bag, lol

As much lost potential as Eddie Munson 😢

Vital information: These are terrible

Get your rest, dang it

Whinging about who shows up to also protest the thing that you’re out protesting is the dumbest, “shoot your own dick off” bullshit I can fathom.

The priority is to win the war, not nitpick who showed up to fight.

Fucking hell

Maybe it’s because I’m relatively new in actual praxis but I’ve just seen a whole new level of bullshit leftist infighting on this here hellsite

(All the sites are hellsites, btw, it’s just how it is now)

Folks, we need to be less petty, idk how else to say it.

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Just saw the trailer for Send Help and so help me I am so fuckin sold

The Bossclient is so mad that he didn’t think of it first. He’s been chasing that Occupy dragon for decades.

Beer and wine is still happening but also not without limitations.

The government stores have been closed for weeks, the indie stores are running out of stock. Practically the only options are expensive af, or gin. I snagged one of the last bottles of cheap vodka, and I’m not a vodka guy.

Things are about to get pretty real with the liquor strike.

That last paragraph is the sickest of burns — but the accuracy, damn

the whole article could have just been ten pages of “Brilliant Things Eleanor O’Brien Said,” and some gold was left on the cutting room floor, but this is such a banger of a closer and it’s so very much the theme of today

These are today, during the Drenchening

And things related to leaves

I went out for like 90 minutes and was completely soaked through by the time I got home. And now I’m seeing we might get lightning?!

This October is seriously racking up the tropes, isn’t it? I love this for me personally. 😆

Here are some leaves from the past few days, as promised.

Be safe out there, comrades

AM I FREE TO GO? I WISH TO REMAIN SILENT. I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS SEARCH. AM I UNDER ARREST? I WANT TO SPEAK TO A LAWYER.

Also remember that it’s STFU Saturday! If you are interacting with law enforcement, say the Five Phrases and nothing else!

Well then I got old super early

Hey, nice! 38 was a way better year than… most of my 40s

Fuck off with your Christmas bullshit, Walmart. Rassum frassum

Bossclient on Tuesday: I think we’ve got the structure of the issue pretty well nailed down

Bossclient today: here’s the mock-up — major structural changes

I *wish* the modern Democratic Party had more antifa anarchists, tbh

(Realizing the colors in the legend are a red herring was the key to solving it but that’s such a dirty trick)

Entire class Instantly develops trust issues

*eye twitch*