Shawn

a genealogy of stomp clap

have sensed some confusion re: the origins of stomp clap that i'm all too happy to clear up maxread.substack.com/i/170106944/...

can’t believe not buying things from amazon and walmart for one day didn’t work

I can't emphasize enough just how bad the AI that tricked cuomo was lol.

the only thing I gotta say about this is that the edward sharpe aesthetic has been co-opted by anti-vaxxers who are posting about food dyes and selling carnivore diets to suburban moms and boat owners

that yoshi silhouette

The Rehearsal season 3

i always wonder how things like that happen, like The Illusionist/The Prestige in 2006. producers at the same party just beefing with eachother and seeing who can make it first

can’t let context hold you back from getting these tweets off

the rj reynolds tobacco company says children who don’t smoke will be at a disadvantage in the future

there are kaaba's everywhere for those with the eyes to see

the world's first self-driving outdoor patio covering

yeah I’ve heard of everesting. you ever rest and have a beer?

people still on twitter logging on to bluesky with screenshots of tweets in their camera roll

That man on EVERY SINGLE PAGE 😭

Deranged situation in Gaza:
-Israel banned UN as food aid supplier, replaced w US nonprofit Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) run by Trump evangelicals
-GHF insufficient supplies, UN has more waiting
-GHF says will deliver food *for* UN, obvi UN doesn't trust
-GHF says *UN* is making this political

Jubilee:

really fun

i'm at a taco truck in sedona and everyone is talking about how "AriZohranmentum" is over

This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.

The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.

"I, an extremely rich guy, sat down two candidates for public office and told them I'm going to decide which one of them is going to drop out and who's going to get all my money" is basically the cartoon version of the argument for why having extreme wealth inequality is bad for democracy

right after jeffries was elected speaker in 2023 he delivered a speech featuring "the ABC's of democracy" and I immediately knew Dems had made a mistake democraticleader.house.gov/media/press-...

Hakeem Jeffries post on Instagram Photo of himself standing in his office holding a baseball bat with caption “House Democrats will keep the pressure on Trump's One Big Ugly Bill”

Chuck Schumer post on X NEWS: I just got the name struck off this bill with a move on the floor of the Senate. It is no longer named "One Big Beautiful Bill." The bill is a BIG, UGLY BETRAYAL of the American people by the Republicans. And the American people will remember it.

look at my opposition party dawg

breaking my hooters restraining order to ask out the server again but this time will be different

a warning that you are guilty by association from the lawyer of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump

[in the most nasal voice imaginable] unwoke the boats

"taking the politics out of ship naming." listen to yourself

The immediate success of congestion pricing, after the Dem establishment insisted it would discredit the entire party, was a great advertisement for Trying Shit.

extremely we needed this rain voice we needed this rain