James Hilder

Twmpa, Twmpa, you're gonna need a jumper.

They could make him pay some inheritance tax on the £12 million gift he received from his mam and use that to cover the costs...

12 million reasons why this is a shit take.

Moment Eliot Fletcher called Going Live to ask why Five Star were so cucking frap.

Just brilliant. What a great song to have as your club song.

Advert for some historical recreation thing on Channel 5 with "AI Generated" written at the bottom, like saying it is makes it all ok. Perhaps TOTP can do the same, just stick a sign in the corner saying "Paedophile" and play the Gary Glitter episodes.

Brooklyn and Victoria dancing at Brooklyn's wedding, in the style of Brooklyn's infamous elephant photo.

Jockey Wilson in a bath, pint and darts in hand

Just make every match a best-of-7.

GOAT

The Swearsky Index is currently 5.0%. The 24 hour average is 3.1%. The 7 day average is 3.1%. The highest point in the last 24 hours was 5.0% and the lowest was 2.1%.

🤬 The Swearsky Index has increased to 5%

Really though. Fuck right off FIFA.

Well there's at very least that £12 million gift to make this go away, he's an ordinary citizen, it should all be subject to inheritance tax.

I think that\those people who heckled the other day probably made quite an impact. I hope it catches on.

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in a suit and tie .

● Andrew Windsor remains 8th in the line of succession.

●King Charles III will privately fund his new living arrangements despite Andrew being very rich indeed

● Actually we don't know how wealthy Andrew is because his mother's will is sealed for 90+ years

● Sleep well serfs.

● Know your place.

Would mash well with the Prodigy...

Class - long may you both continue making great art!

YouTube video by HappyToast Jim Bob - Art

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Turn it up, Jim Bob gets it - Art!

Anyone who posts about #totp repeats on a Friday night should be immediately exempted from the Bluesky age verification checks.

A scene from the pilot of The Weekenders featuring Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer on a coach driven by Paul Whitehouse (not pictured). In the aisle is a schoolboy who has just inadvertently been elbowed in the balls.

If you have not seen the Weekenders by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer you should seek it out.

It is prime Vic and Bob that rewards a rewatch with surreal detail in every scene.

All Asimov And No Fresh Air All Asimov And No Fresh Air by Half Man Half Biscuit on R M Qualtrough. Brand new studio album.

NEW HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT ALBUM KLAXON!!!

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Well done York.
Well done.

The absolute callousness of announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar this week, of all weeks.

When I said - 'Fuck you, Vice-president Couchfucker' I didn't even mention Vance. I meant some other random Vice-President Couchfucker.

I know Bono and he knows Ono and she knows Eno’s phone goes thus:
“Brian’s not at home, he’s at the North Pole
but if you’d like to leave a weird noise”

Such lovely news. Not posting there works. If you still are as some way of sticking it to the man please stop, you're just driving their dwindling profits.

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

A Right Said Fred t-shirt. The simple logo of the Fred's heads has been adjusted so that they look a bit like penises. Which they are.

The Annoying Gentleman painting, except the the young lady is now the Oompah-Loompah from the disastrous Wonka Experience and the gentleman is The Unknown.

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now a house brick, the girlfriend is the guy who got bricked during the Farage Riots and the object of the brick's attention are brickman's jogging bottoms.

The Drowning Kid meme. The absent-minded mum is labelled as GREGG WALLACE, her daughter is labelled as TOTAL WAR SAGA: THRONES OF BRITTANIA and the kid, well, he's Gregg's overlooked son.

The Bike Fall meme, except it's Liz Truss riding the bike, ramming the stick in her spokes and blaming the Underground Transgender Mafia for her downfall. She really is a mentalist.

2024: A Year in Pictures

Frank Butcher wielding his lightsaber wearing nothing but a spinning bow tie as he greets Pat for an illicit encounter, c.2000

Cartoon. On the left a man with his legs slightly apart, hands on hips. He’s not wearing a top (although that’s not a relevant detail). Underneath is written Monday. On the right the same man with his arms out. Perched all over him are 24 little owls. Below him is written Tuesday. Caption: WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES