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This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.

Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.

07.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14509    πŸ” 4631    πŸ’¬ 737    πŸ“Œ 191
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β€œ.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

07.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13210    πŸ” 7186    πŸ’¬ 702    πŸ“Œ 655

New on MSNBC: Trump's new acting U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan has recruited prosecutors from outside her office to take James Comey to trial, after being unable to find any federal prosecutors in her own office willing to pursue the charges, according to two people familiar with the selections.

07.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3440    πŸ” 1145    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 120

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 28295    πŸ” 13467    πŸ’¬ 580    πŸ“Œ 554

This is a breathtaking abuse of the law and power by the President of the United States.

America is on the brink of martial law.

Do not be silent.

06.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12741    πŸ” 4243    πŸ’¬ 406    πŸ“Œ 168

We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.

06.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7615    πŸ” 2031    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 92
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A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.

ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.

A judge has ordered his immediate release.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

05.10.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 22486    πŸ” 8386    πŸ’¬ 561    πŸ“Œ 490

This morning, theΒ Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.

04.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 23975    πŸ” 7423    πŸ’¬ 1463    πŸ“Œ 580
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Journalists at 3 Newspapers Quit Over Edits to a Charlie Kirk Story

*A Republican lawmaker objected to reference to Charlie Kirk holding β€œoften racist and controversial views” in local Alaska news
*The corporate owner took down the story and edited it
*The journalists resigned

This feels like more and more of our media now.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/u...

04.10.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2542    πŸ” 883    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 36

Sean Penn is a lock for Best Limp at this yearβ€˜s Walkies

04.10.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

04.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8213    πŸ” 3835    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 456

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

03.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26054    πŸ” 6632    πŸ’¬ 480    πŸ“Œ 155
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ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: β€˜We Are Determined to Fight This’ Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. β€œI am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff

www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

03.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16638    πŸ” 7085    πŸ’¬ 766    πŸ“Œ 464
New York Times: "Trump Administration Asks Colleges to Sign β€˜Compact’ to Get Funding Preference."

The White House asked nine top universities to pledge support for President Trump’s agenda to help ensure access to research funding.

New York Times: "Trump Administration Asks Colleges to Sign β€˜Compact’ to Get Funding Preference." The White House asked nine top universities to pledge support for President Trump’s agenda to help ensure access to research funding.

IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING β€” INCLUDING CAL GRANTS β€” INSTANTLY.

CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.

02.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7424    πŸ” 2033    πŸ’¬ 256    πŸ“Œ 247

A White House-ordered Hatch Act violation happening on every agency website and in every federal employee's out-of-office autoresponder.

02.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7
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Trump’s approval in the swing states is abysmal open.substack.com/pub/gelliott...

30.09.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1492    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 92
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Self-Generation Incentive Program The Self-Generation Incentive Program (SGIP) helps qualified LADWP residential customers install solar and battery storage systems by providing financial incentives. This program supports clean energy...

This is amazing: @ladwp.com, the Los Angeles utility, has launched a program that will install solar+battery systems on qualifying low-to-moderate-income households, *for free*.

Yes: free.

If you know someone eligible, tell them to apply!

30.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 986    πŸ” 521    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 15
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

30.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7384    πŸ” 2673    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 202

The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.

I don't know how to yell any louder.

30.09.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 19111    πŸ” 6949    πŸ’¬ 543    πŸ“Œ 348

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

30.09.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6562    πŸ” 1581    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 23

I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.

30.09.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2436    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 18
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🧡The Trump regime knows that they are destroying the economy. They will never admit this in public, but they do in private.

Treasury secretary Scott Bessent was photographed reading a text from AgSec Brooke Rollins saying that Trump's tariffs made China shift soybean purchases to Argentina.

29.09.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1063    πŸ” 384    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 37
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Pritzker: β€œICE is running around the Loop harassing people for not being white. Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States. Now, ICE is making it commonplace.”

29.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9507    πŸ” 3349    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 106
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My Thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival I’ve been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I’ll just put this out here. Oh, and I should preface this with the fact that I was not ...

David Cross lays out the appalling reality of the #RiyadhComedyFestival β€”and lays out the sell-outs who took MBS' blood money.

officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/...

29.09.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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My mother has dementia and also repeats things over and over again.

29.09.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œJust flew back from Riyadh and boy are my arms severed”

29.09.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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According to Oregon, Trump got the idea that Portland is on fire because Fox News illustrated a September 5 story on protests of ICE with video from the George Floyd riots in 2020.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

28.09.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1424    πŸ” 450    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 83

I am deeply honored to receive the endorsement of @bendthearc.bsky.social, , their first ever in a mayoral election.

β€œWe are really very excited about Zohran and his platform not in spite of our commitment to Jewish values but because of them.”

27.09.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8214    πŸ” 1407    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 44

This is fucking horrifying.

27.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8498    πŸ” 2591    πŸ’¬ 359    πŸ“Œ 76
A roster of asshole stand up comedians doing the fucking Riyadh Comedy Festival, many of them jerkoffs who piss and moan that they can't say anything anymore because they're too lazy to be actually funny, meanwhile , there's a list of things these bullshit artists can't say in the contract from the absolute ruler of Saudi Arabia, a country that crushes free speech, tortures, murders journalists and executes nonviolent criminals, has the highest prevalence of modern slavery in the arab states, etc etc. Fuck these hypocritical individuals.

A roster of asshole stand up comedians doing the fucking Riyadh Comedy Festival, many of them jerkoffs who piss and moan that they can't say anything anymore because they're too lazy to be actually funny, meanwhile , there's a list of things these bullshit artists can't say in the contract from the absolute ruler of Saudi Arabia, a country that crushes free speech, tortures, murders journalists and executes nonviolent criminals, has the highest prevalence of modern slavery in the arab states, etc etc. Fuck these hypocritical individuals.

"You'll laugh your heads off!"
Look at these fucking assholes.

27.09.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 608    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 135

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