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JUST IN: Another suit filed over laws Rubio invoked to target pro-Palestinian students for deportation. Suit from an unexpected source: @StanfordDaily, which says its non-US citizen writers don't want to touch Israel-Palestine topics. Via @TheFIREorg Doc: www.thefire.org/sites/defaul...

06.08.2025 14:36 — 👍 166    🔁 60    💬 3    📌 6

If I got my ass kicked up and down the street by two children I would definitely tell my drug addled racist friend with 20 million followers about it

06.08.2025 02:01 — 👍 624    🔁 55    💬 0    📌 2
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Heads up !!!
We are doing it again !!

30.07.2025 01:37 — 👍 334    🔁 67    💬 7    📌 8
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NY high school grad detained by ICE released Editor’s note: The video aired before it was announced that Yeonsoo Go would be released. NEW YORK (PIX11) — Yeonsoo Go, the Scarsdale High School honors graduate who was detained by IC…

YEONSOO GO HAS BEEN RELEASED.

This doesn’t change the monstrous injustice of her detention.

pix11.com/news/local-n...

05.08.2025 01:14 — 👍 513    🔁 152    💬 3    📌 13
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‘He has trouble completing a thought’: bizarre public appearances again cast doubt on Trump’s mental acuity Joe Biden was hounded for his age-related gaffes, but Trump’s increasingly strange behavior has largely been ignored

It's pretty notable to me that it's the US branch of the Guardian publishing this. Most of the other big national papers have been notable in their refusal to acknowledge the president's visible senility

04.08.2025 12:59 — 👍 1040    🔁 369    💬 5    📌 41
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Inside the Crisis at the Anti-Defamation League The group used to believe the rights of Jews were inextricable from the rights of everyone else. Its war against anti-Zionism has changed everything.

This @noahshachtman.bsky.social piece on the internal schism at the ADL is worth the entire subscription price for NY mag. nymag.com/intelligence...

01.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 96    🔁 26    💬 7    📌 1

it is great how much of Mamdani's work these goblins will do for him if he just lets them

01.08.2025 14:00 — 👍 330    🔁 34    💬 13    📌 0
2005 – 28
Wedding Crashers - $209m
Hitch - $179m
The Longest Yard - $158m
Meet the Fockers - $146m
Fun with Dick and Jane - $110m
40 Y.O. Virgin - $109
Dukes of Hazzard - $80
Guess Who - $69
Sky High - $64
Bewitched -$63
Kicking and Screaming - $53
Sideways - $50
Herbie: FL $66
Monster in Law - $83
Are We There Yet - $83
Miss Congeniality 2 - $48
Just Like Heaven - $48
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
In Good Company - 45 
Must Love Dogs - 43
Fever Pitch – 42
Beauty Shop – 36
Bad News Bears – 32
In Her Shoes – 32
Wedding Date - 31
Just Friends - 31

2005 – 28 Wedding Crashers - $209m Hitch - $179m The Longest Yard - $158m Meet the Fockers - $146m Fun with Dick and Jane - $110m 40 Y.O. Virgin - $109 Dukes of Hazzard - $80 Guess Who - $69 Sky High - $64 Bewitched -$63 Kicking and Screaming - $53 Sideways - $50 Herbie: FL $66 Monster in Law - $83 Are We There Yet - $83 Miss Congeniality 2 - $48 Just Like Heaven - $48 Diary of a Mad Black Woman In Good Company - 45 Must Love Dogs - 43 Fever Pitch – 42 Beauty Shop – 36 Bad News Bears – 32 In Her Shoes – 32 Wedding Date - 31 Just Friends - 31

Comedies used to reliably account for 25-35% of the top 100 highest grossing movies each year. Look how many there were in 2005 alone. Even a shitty Dukes of Hazzard movie made $80 million! It's so weird they just gave up even trying.

01.08.2025 14:21 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
"In 2005, Batman Begins kicked off Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy. It was a massive hit, propelling Christian Bale to stardom and helping usher in the modern era of superhero movies. What now seems lost to history about the film’s success, however, is that it was slightly exceeded by the Vince Vaughn goof-fest Wedding Crashers, which earned $209 million to *Batman Begins’*s $206 million at the domestic box office—on roughly a quarter of the budget."

"In 2005, Batman Begins kicked off Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy. It was a massive hit, propelling Christian Bale to stardom and helping usher in the modern era of superhero movies. What now seems lost to history about the film’s success, however, is that it was slightly exceeded by the Vince Vaughn goof-fest Wedding Crashers, which earned $209 million to *Batman Begins’*s $206 million at the domestic box office—on roughly a quarter of the budget."

I wrote about what's at stake for the new Naked Gun, basically just so I could tell more people this one data point. www.fastcompany.com/91378455/nak...

01.08.2025 14:03 — 👍 58    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 2
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UPDATE: @SenatorHagerty and the Republicans just voted to let Trump take the Qatari jet with him when he leaves office.

Insane corruption. There is no bottom.

31.07.2025 15:41 — 👍 5040    🔁 2158    💬 469    📌 205
Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

31.07.2025 16:53 — 👍 30548    🔁 7623    💬 761    📌 430
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60,000 Gazans have been killed. 18,500 were children. These are their names. Palestinian children have been killed at a rate of more than one per hour since the war began.

Israel's military campaign in Gaza has killed 60,000 people. 18,500 were children. Here are their names. www.washingtonpost.com/world/intera...

30.07.2025 08:55 — 👍 78    🔁 79    💬 3    📌 7
same dog starred

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) as Pink
Poodle
• The 'Burbs (1989) as Queenie
• The Silence of the Lambs (1991) as Precious
• Batman Returns (1992) as Ratty Poodle

same dog starred Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) as Pink Poodle • The 'Burbs (1989) as Queenie • The Silence of the Lambs (1991) as Precious • Batman Returns (1992) as Ratty Poodle

John Cazale mid-70's type run

29.07.2025 17:45 — 👍 833    🔁 146    💬 7    📌 14
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Diddy already rebranding

29.07.2025 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️

27.07.2025 18:00 — 👍 7868    🔁 2660    💬 942    📌 987
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Investigation inquiry underway after reports of naked women on Ryan Walters office TV Investigation inquiry underway after reports of naked women on Ryan Walters office TV

And now, Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma school superintendent who (among other morality-boosting moves) wanted to put Trump bibles into every classroom. But he failed, apparently, to close an, erm, browser window during a board meeting

kfor.com/video/invest...

26.07.2025 14:30 — 👍 1291    🔁 476    💬 116    📌 162
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POLITICO compiled a list of all the Washington Post staffers who have left in the past eight months. It’s at least a hundred names, many of them among the biggest names in journalism. This is the fastest erosion of a major outlet ever.

25.07.2025 19:39 — 👍 13818    🔁 4510    💬 177    📌 321

Let me repeat: Until Todd Blanche and David Markus reveal basic details, Todd's conversations with the sex trafficker should be treated as gross corruption. Those are:

1) Did she have a proffer (answer is yes)
2) What FBI agents were in the room (if none, take to the streets)
3) Was it recorded

25.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 3465    🔁 1264    💬 79    📌 32

consenting to a shakedown from the pedophile president with an approval rating in the 30s is insane

24.07.2025 18:46 — 👍 4010    🔁 633    💬 66    📌 19

Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

24.07.2025 16:17 — 👍 17257    🔁 4504    💬 228    📌 167
Sans intervention immédiate, les derniers reporters de Gaza vont mourir
21 juillet 2025
L'AFP travaille avec une pigiste texte, trois photographes et six pigistes vidéo dans la Bande de Gaza depuis le départ de ses journalistes staff courant 2024.
Avec quelques autres, ils sont aujourd'hui les seuls à rapporter ce qu'il se passe dans la Bande de Gaza. La presse internationale est interdite d'entrer dans ce territoire depuis près de deux ans.
Nous refusons de les voir mourir.
L'un deux, Bashar, collabore pour l'AFP depuis 2010, d'abord comme fixeur, ensuite comme photographe pigiste, et depuis 2024 comme principal photographe.
Samedi 19 juillet, il est parvenu à poster un message sur Facebook: « Je n'ai plus la force de travailler pour les médias.
Mon corps est maigre et je ne peux plus travailler ».
Bashar, 30 ans, travaille et vit dans des conditions égales à celles de tous les Gazaouis, allant d'un camp de réfugiés à un autre camp au gré des bombardements israéliens. Depuis plus d'un an il vit dans le dénuement le plus total et travaille en prenant d'énormes risques pour sa vie. L'hygiène est pour lui un problème majeur, avec des périodes de maladies intestinales sévères.
Bashar vit depuis février dans les ruines de sa maison de Gaza City avec sa mère, ses quatre frères et sœurs et la famille d'un de ses frères. Leur maison est vide de tout aménagement et confort, à part quelques coussins. Dimanche matin, il a rapporté que son frère aîné était « tombé, à cause de la faim ».
Même si ces journalistes reçoivent un salaire mensuel de l'AFP, il n'y a rien à acheter ou alors à des prix totalement exorbitants. Le système bancaire a disparu, et ceux qui pratiquent le change entre les comptes bancaires en ligne et l'argent liquide prennent une commission de près de 40%.
L'AFP n'a plus la possibilité d'avoir un véhicule et encore moins de l'essence pour permettre à ses journalistes de se déplacer pour leurs reportages. Circuler en voiture équivaut de toutes les façons à pre…

Sans intervention immédiate, les derniers reporters de Gaza vont mourir 21 juillet 2025 L'AFP travaille avec une pigiste texte, trois photographes et six pigistes vidéo dans la Bande de Gaza depuis le départ de ses journalistes staff courant 2024. Avec quelques autres, ils sont aujourd'hui les seuls à rapporter ce qu'il se passe dans la Bande de Gaza. La presse internationale est interdite d'entrer dans ce territoire depuis près de deux ans. Nous refusons de les voir mourir. L'un deux, Bashar, collabore pour l'AFP depuis 2010, d'abord comme fixeur, ensuite comme photographe pigiste, et depuis 2024 comme principal photographe. Samedi 19 juillet, il est parvenu à poster un message sur Facebook: « Je n'ai plus la force de travailler pour les médias. Mon corps est maigre et je ne peux plus travailler ». Bashar, 30 ans, travaille et vit dans des conditions égales à celles de tous les Gazaouis, allant d'un camp de réfugiés à un autre camp au gré des bombardements israéliens. Depuis plus d'un an il vit dans le dénuement le plus total et travaille en prenant d'énormes risques pour sa vie. L'hygiène est pour lui un problème majeur, avec des périodes de maladies intestinales sévères. Bashar vit depuis février dans les ruines de sa maison de Gaza City avec sa mère, ses quatre frères et sœurs et la famille d'un de ses frères. Leur maison est vide de tout aménagement et confort, à part quelques coussins. Dimanche matin, il a rapporté que son frère aîné était « tombé, à cause de la faim ». Même si ces journalistes reçoivent un salaire mensuel de l'AFP, il n'y a rien à acheter ou alors à des prix totalement exorbitants. Le système bancaire a disparu, et ceux qui pratiquent le change entre les comptes bancaires en ligne et l'argent liquide prennent une commission de près de 40%. L'AFP n'a plus la possibilité d'avoir un véhicule et encore moins de l'essence pour permettre à ses journalistes de se déplacer pour leurs reportages. Circuler en voiture équivaut de toutes les façons à pre…

🚨BREAKING: The last journalists working for AFP in Gaza have said they can no longer work for the news agency.

They are out of energy and they are starving to death.

I have never seen a statement from a news organisation like it.

🧵

21.07.2025 20:55 — 👍 3703    🔁 2714    💬 54    📌 163
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Atlanta journalist fights deportation from Ice jail despite dropped charges: ‘I’m seeing what absolute power can do’ A Salvadorian reporter with an audience of millions, Mario Guevara was arrested while livestreaming a protest against Trump in June – and is still struggling for freedom

“Today, according to the Committee to Protect Journalists, he’s the only reporter in the United States sleeping in a prison cell for doing his job”

The ‘free speech’ ‘anti cancel culture!’ party did this. Hypocrites. All of them.

20.07.2025 13:20 — 👍 1941    🔁 661    💬 19    📌 16

the reason that donald trump thinks that an "exclusive" is something which is not going to be published is that this is the agreement he had with the national inquirer.

19.07.2025 00:53 — 👍 701    🔁 115    💬 6    📌 0
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CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.

America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.

Watch and share his message.

18.07.2025 00:15 — 👍 19670    🔁 7281    💬 833    📌 662

Creepiest part of all this is it genuinely seems like the most intimate friendship he’s ever had

17.07.2025 23:56 — 👍 2157    🔁 304    💬 14    📌 18
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A Manhattan Skyline Sketch by Trump Sells at Auction for $29,000 (Published 2017)

Trump says he never draws pictures and yet… www.nytimes.com/2017/07/28/u...

17.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 350    🔁 94    💬 22    📌 10

if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test

15.07.2025 18:03 — 👍 6162    🔁 1184    💬 136    📌 37
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Opinion | I’m a Genocide Scholar. I Know It When I See It. A scholar of genocide comes to a painful conclusion about Israel’s actions in Gaza.

“My inescapable conclusion has become that Israel is committing genocide against the Palestinian people,” writes Omer Bartov, a professor of Holocaust and genocide studies at Brown University. “I have been teaching classes on genocide for a quarter of a century. I can recognize one when I see one.”

15.07.2025 05:16 — 👍 535    🔁 271    💬 25    📌 36
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Is your family member or client at Alligator Alcatraz? We obtained a list The Trump and DeSantis administrations have refused to release a roster of detainees, none of whom seem to appear in ICE’s online database.

Bravo to the @miamiherald.com for publishing this list in full www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

14.07.2025 15:06 — 👍 2691    🔁 1214    💬 38    📌 30
New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?"

Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.

New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?" Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.

14.07.2025 01:18 — 👍 10984    🔁 2138    💬 1168    📌 433

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